"Confess, your ass is divine!" zero regrets ;D

"Come now, Dark Schneider, surely the universe's greatest wizard knows how to look beyond the flesh illusion and grasp the truth of things? I was there four-hundred years ago during the fall of the Old World. I rode along side your army of wizards fifteen years ago. I have been there for every loss and victory you have seen." The horseman rather enjoyed being vague with the Archwizard. Conquest wanted to see how much of his true essence Dark would be able to grasp with all the power the wizard had at his disposal.

Kohaku blinked his eyes a few times as this didn’t look like Feudal Japan, this world looked strange.

He gulped before getting up off the ground, taking in the sights and sounds as he made sure that his demon bone sickle on him for protection as he ventures forth.

As he walked, bare feet treading the dirt as carefully as he could, his eyes soon went into a trance in awe of this world.

However, he didn’t expect a snare to suddenly spring up as he gasped.

He flails his arms as he was now upside down! This was bad! His weapon fell!

He gritted his teeth as he hoped that he was prey for something that might lurk near, he tries to swing his body towards where his weapon lays but it was no use! No! He can’t meet his end here! He needs to get back home!

He closed his eyes to preserve his strength as he also tries to keep the blood from flowing to his brain but that be tricky as he felt everything fading to black. He goes limp.

"I dont know you that well just yet but you got some interestin taste sweetheart "

BINGO

"Big talk from a guy who only got two in a rooooow!~"

"Because if you don't, the bar's going to be stuck with that crackly ass radio music all night. You're in front of the door backstage, and I really don't know you well enough to get up close and personal to squeeze by."

Dwight glanced anxiously behind him, waiting to see if his assailants were still on his tail. It was a nuisance really, he just wanted to go foraging for ingredients before the plants all died out with the change of seasons. Now he has to deal with these creatures.

Dwight thought he could handle it himself, but whatever these goblins were told, they were prepared to face the witch. Now, he was losing steam to keep using magic against them.

“Please?” Dwight asked again. “I’m being followed and I need to lose them. If you help me I’ll…I’ll give you something.”

*throws a random half dead solider at him* here eat up!