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Jaune: Um, a-actually! All men can't be the same because we are all raised in different environments, which informs different, yet deliberate, uh, things!
Weiss: BOOORING~!
Jaune: You're just heartbroken!
Weiss: Huh? How'd you figure that out, scraggly?
Jaune: It's easy to tell! Your constant consternation concerning the opposite sex can be determined from-
Weiss: SAME LANGUAGE, PLEASE!
Jaune: I'm... speaking the same language. What's so hard to understand?
Weiss: (Rolls her eyes) Just forget I asked, blondie...
Jaune: No, wait, check this out! (Opens book) Look! We're finally going to the shattered moon! We might see some extraterrestrials, spark a second shattering- This is real, breaking news~!
Weiss: Ohhh, you're one of THOSE guys... Yeah, I don't believe in aliens.
Jaune: HOW?! With the WhiteOut Plains, UFOs- I mean, UAPs, Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon; this is the future! Atlas just launched their first space probe and Vale shouldn't be too far behind! Don't you want to sacrifice your life for extraterrestrials?! It's for the greater good~!
Weiss: SHUT UP! ARGH! All you do is spout random alien BS! News flash, buddy; IT'S ALL FAKE! Aliens! The Brothers! Even the Shattering! IT'S ALL FAKE!
Jaune: (Drops book)
Weiss: Dust, you are so annoying! That's why NOBODY LIKES YOU!
Jaune: ...
Weiss: ...H-Hey, (Hands over book) sorry... You didn't deserve that. Here. And, look, I don't believe in aliens, but I do believe in Grimm.
Jaune: PFFT! Dumbass~! Grimm aren't real~!
Weiss: WHAT?! I take back everything I said!
Jaune: Good, because Grimm aren't real! (Growls)
Weiss: (Snarls, Eases off) It's true, though. My oddly hot alcoholic mom is a spirit medium.
Jaune: Can I see her~?
Weiss: Yeah, and she does exorcisms and shit~!
Jaune: Pics or it didn't happen...
Blake: Oh, look; Weiss moved on from Neptune. That was fast.
Nora: I bet he's a FREAK in bed~. Rrrowrrr~!
Blake: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Nora: What? He has to be good at SOMETHING!
Weiss: Fine! We'll settle this! I'll prove that Grimm are real, and then YOU will have to be MY bitch~!
Jaune: Yeah, well, if I prove aliens- I mean, extraterrestrials are real, you... have to do my laundry! No! Uh, what you said! Except worse! Yeah! Much worse!
Yang: You better not screw this up, Vomit Boy, or I'm gonna eat you alive...
Jaune: ...That's kinda hot~.
Yang: Shut up, Puke King! I'll roast you alive!
Yang: Ruby... I don't know how you got so much stronger than me, but you better not go resting on your fat ass, because I will spank you- SPANK YOU HARD!
Jaune: (Snickering)
Yang: HEY! ICE QUEEN! I am coming for you! COMING! Think about that!
Jaune: HA HA HA! COME ON! I CAN'T be the only one who's hearing this~!
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Blake: I ran away from home with nothing in my hands but a backpack and a map. I'd scourge the world over, looking for the meaning of life. I even befriended a monkey, and we were practically inseparable. But every now and then, we'd get our shit stolen by some sly fox and he took my tail with him...
Ren: Wait... Did you just... tell me the entire plot of Dora the Explorer?