#thebright1

1. Hey!! I’m looking for a fanfic I read the synopsis of and thought I had bookmarked but I can’t find it now. It came out around Christmas and it was about Crowley and Aziraphale at the birth of Jesus. It sounded hilarious. ~ @thebright1

2. Help! I lost a fic, and only remember one tiny little tidbit about it: some time after they save the world, A&C are at the bookshop, and Crowley is all nervous and weird, and when Aziraphale asks him what's wrong, he says something like "I didn't realise you could sense love, and that you obviously knew all the time that I'm in love with you", which Aziraphale obviously didn't know, and then it's all love confessions and kisses from there. not much, I know but maybe someone knows what I mean? ~anon

3. Hey, I've been looking for a fic, I'm pretty sure it was only one chapter or two. where Aziraphale put on a magic show for Crowley. I remember there being a really hot sex scene at the end? ~anon

4. Hey, do you happen to know the name of this fic where Aziraphale's love hurts Crowley and then at one point Crowely gets tortured and Aziraphale has to hide him in like a monastary or something? It has been driving me absolutely crazy because I remember it being fantastic. ~ @violetsarepurple-fuckyou

5. Hey there! Lost a fic. I remember the plot is that the lads are somewhere (Vienna I think?) and A rescues C from an exorcism. They spend the night together after. Ring any bells? ~anon

If you know one of these fics, please use the number in your response!

The Good AUmens AU Fest is an event of over 100 authors and artists, all producing new alternate universe works based on a prompt that was assigned to them. They’ve been at work since early March and the works will debut during the month of June.

This is the third of five weekly masterposts.

[ Links to previous masterposts: 1 - 2 ]

Works arranged by date posted

June 14

1980s Club AU:  Jagged Lines and Neon Prayers by @thebright1​

Hotel Guests AU: Hotel Guests by @redundant-angel​

June 15

Repair Shop/Antique Restoration AU: Divine Restorations & Repairs by @syl-writes-stuff​ and @skimmingmilk​

Ocean Setting AU: Hush now, Mo Stóirín by @cloverthegrand​

June 16

Newspaper AU: Gossip and Good Counsel by @charlottemadison42

Firefighter/Poet AU: The Poet's Eye by @holycatsandrabbits​

Standup Comedian AU: A Divine Comedy by @waywarder​

Bakery AU: The Sweetest Thing in Life is Love by @depressedstressedlemonzest​

June 17

Chiropractor/Factory Worker AU: well adjusted, in theory by @emberfaye​

Cricket AU: Knocked For Six by @heavens-bookshop​

June 18

Ghosts AU: Ghostly Ever After by @rogueholmes​  

Time Looping/Repeating AU: Time Flies (When You're Having Fun) by @omgmussimm​

Pen Pals AU: Sincerely Yours, Angel Cake by @sk3tchid​

June 19

Forestry-Hermit/Hiker AU: Over the River and Through the Woods by @coveredincrumb​

Sleeping Beauty AU: This artwork by @monstroustea​

Mermaid AU: Salt on Her Skin by @meowdejavu​

June 20

Superhero AU: Faster Than a Speeding Bentley by @moondawntreader

Figure Skating AU: Leave Your Heart on the Ice by @minervamoon66​

Fake Marriage AU: In The Shadows Of Our Past, A Flicker by @waitingtobebroken​​​

Hey Lovely!! 

Ohhh, this is a tough one, because my journey went from “i like them”, “bromance”, “epic bromance”, “goddamnit i ship it”. LOL. Ah, actually, maybe that would be a good way too for you. I think for sure the fic that got me into it a bit more was this one:

The Green Blade by verityburns (T, 72,929 w., 15 Ch. || Casefic, Bromance) – As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit...

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It’s epic bromance bordering on romance, and it’s the one that sticks out the most for me when I crossed over into “I ship it” territory. 

But I think any of the fics on my Platonics lists will help! 

Platonics and Domestics

Platonics & Domestics Pt 2

Platonics / Bromance / Friendship Pt. 3

Platonics / Bromance / Friendship Pt. 4

Domestic Johnlock Pt. 4

Domestic Johnlock Pt. 5

Queerplatonic / Ace Relationships

I for sure wanted more Johnlock after these!

I don’t accounts on those sites, sadly, and I can’t say I’m gonna make one anytime soon or ever tbh, but if you want I made this little thing

If you contact me with an email address I’ll be happy to send you a higher-res, watermak-less pic, and you could get it printed on whatever yourself! This message was so sweet, so I’d be happy to share the pic if you want it

And the same goes for anyone else, especially considering Valentine’s day is fast approaching. If you want to print this pic anywhere just contact me and I’ll share, all I ask you is not to repost it anywhere nor to sell stuff with this pic, considering I don’t wish to make merch of this little silliness myself. I’m doing it for the fun, after all.

Crowley is in a motorcycle gang. Aziraphale is a mobile librarian. One morning, before sunrise, a flat tire and the impending rain hazards bring them together. 

LOL S’all good!