#the monkey time

i am the weezerlord I have more scrobbles than you I know I do I've listened to the demos I've listened to the fan albums I listened to a man cover Pinkerton in a single take while not remembering half of it and I enjoyed it only wishing it were pacific daydream, rivers cuomo and I are psychically linked he shits when I shit we are both mad yet comfort each other in our madness he has shared his deepest feelings with the world and now so do I, and pacific sunset did deserve to be on Pacific daydream, that's literally the only change in their entire discography I would recommend

all my time spent in the dark never seeing the sun all black album no white album more curse words no beach days i don't understand the day people anymore I'm just a monkey I go place to place I pick things up I set them down then it's back to my enclosure more Weezer more Hamilton more Homestuck then it's back out pick the people up 90 year old man heart issues 45 year old man kidney stones 80 year old woman facial trauma 60 year old man failed foley insertion back to the Weezer pits back to the black room sit in the dark avoid the sun sleep for anything outside the room is pain there's only Weezer there's only the wheezing 20 female anaphylaxis 17 male syncope I'm none of them I have none of these things I'm not male I'm not female I have no clear age I'm a monkey I pick them up I put them down and then I am separate from them I am the circus juggler I roll around with my bright lights monkey helps another monkey eats a snack monkey listens to Weezer I am a HOMUNCULUS I AM A TULPA MY ONLY COMPANION IS A SHITTY TRUCK FROM THE 80S THAT I SLEEP IN MOST OF THE DAY BEFORE ITS MONKEY TIME THE MONKEY TIME IS ALWAYS WAITING FOR ME