I before E, except after C.
EXCEPT:
When Roman Reigns has eight caffeinated neighbours who are being weird.
When you commit a heist and neigh either for leisure or for ancient counterfeit purposes.
When the glaciers hanging from the ceiling are beige and the size of a freight train.
When you don't deign to seize the height advantage to promote apartheid.
When your conscience is efficient and sufficient in locating protein.
When you weigh the wedding veils in your veins.
When neither heifers nor codeine is foreign to you.
And when discipline is forfeiture for forfeiting.
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