#the boys...

raziel - disaster bisexual (thanks moray). he falls for every and anyone that is nice to him and when theyre a thing hes DESPERATE About it. like a little puppydog. baby boy. baby

turel - bisexual but leans straight. falls into heteronormative looking relationships because he's not really trying to experiment too often. every time he's been with a guy he ended up a little dissatisfied but he can't say no to the pretty ones sometimes

dumah - dumah will have sex with literally anyone who can beat him in an arm wrestling contest, man or woman. though i think he favors stronger-looking men. he also definitely favors petite-looking women with strong opinions

rahab - queer fucking gay boy. his tastes range from "what the hell" to "oh that makes sense". still kind of hung up about raziel and constantly asserts to himself that women could never make raziel happy (hes wrong) (hes so wrong).

zephon - zephon is aromantic but not asexual. hes bi but he likes vampires that look more androgynous. also his sex is weird and freaky and if you go into his sex chambers you might think you're walking into a prison cell. its scary. im scared (another thank you to moray)

melchiah - mel has always been hard to nail down for me because i dont think hes adverse to sex or romance i just dont think its a priority for him. i think, at first, he prefers women with beautiful skin, but then, after things start getting Weird Up In Here, the more strange and perverse your body the more hes into it

So I always headcanonned Deku as having insomnia due to his brief vigilante period, and him almost not sleeping (I'm pretty sure he didn't sleep? But it's been a while since I've watched/read that arc). So I imagine Rody deciding to call up Deku just because, and to his surprise Deku answered. Rody, though surprised, was still happy to see Deku answered. So they talk for a little while but then Rody remembers about time zone differences. And suddenly he realizes that it should be like in the middle of the night for Deku. So he goes- "Wait why the actual fuck are you awake right now don't you have school." And Deku goes silent. Laughs. And then explains that he just can't fall asleep. Rody kinda puts two and two together.

Anyway, Rody asks Deku if there's anything that could help him sleep, and Deku thinks for a moment. He then offhandedly mentions that hearing Rody's voice helps him relax (I actually wrote that Deku listened to Rody's voicemails over and over during his vigilante arc). So, Rody tells him that he'll just talk until Deku ie able to fall asleep. Deku doesn't want Rody to trouble himself but Rody insists that it's not really trouble and gives him an excuse to vent about work. So, Rody starts telling Deku about different things happening in his life, how his siblings are doing in school, how his studies are coming along, annoying customers he's delt with at work, etc. Deku gives a few comments here and there but he mostly just focuses on the sound of Rody's voice. And, eventually, it lulls him to sleep.

He's just salty because he didn't let him watch a rated R movie