#the bit

Just watched the newest Knives out movie wake up deadman and spoilers but poor blanc he really spends a majority of the movie babysitting a catholic priest bc every time that man leaves his sight he is accidently finding a new crime scene or deciding he needs to confess to a crime he didn't commit

NO BUT HE WAS A LITTLE TINY KID WITH A PIXIE FRIEND AND THAT IS FRANKLY MORE IMPORTANT 😭💚🧚‍♀️

Ok listen,, huddle in real close, yeah that’s good ok 👍 now, as the best friends we are, you know I’d never diagnose someone obviously 🙄 buttttt that new phatreon video? (you know the one) the pure and unfiltered, unflappable, tangible ADHD on display…I feel ways about it cause the touching is one thing yes. but the inability to stay still for even two seconds in just the intro alone? I have their number and if needed can refer it to a specialist

yeah pirates were pegging. pegging their legs! *audience laugh track* thank you, thank you, and remember kids eat free on thursdays!