I'm their number one fan 😎

Yesterbee All my troubles seemed so small to me Mostly love issues, honestly Oh, I believe in yesterbee

Suddenly I was surrounded by a swarm of bees And it looks as though they will not leave Oh, I believe in yesterbee

Where did they come from? No idea, please go away What did I do wrong? 'Cause I think they're here to stay

Yesterbee Bees were such an easy foe to face Now their stings have swollen my whole face Oh, I believe in yesterbee

Where did they come from? No idea, please go away What did I do wrong? 'Cause I think they're here to stay

Yesterbee Bees were such an easy foe to face Now their stings have swollen my whole face Oh, I believe in yesterbee

THE BEEPLES X TOKIDOKI (except not please don’t sue)

These Beeples miniatures are unofficial and haven’t been licensed. But they are free to download and print.

Anonymous said:

Hey Grog, what's your favorite band of all time?

Without a doubt, Grog favorite band am Orc rock quartet The Beeples. The Beeples am first real Orc band use modern instrument. First record "Hey You, Meet the Beeples Or Else, Okay?" revolutionize orc audiomagic entertainment with first song, "(Am Eat) Eight Steak a Week." It am like still unsurpass in record sale, even though it am release over fifty year ago. One of thing that make The Beeples so great am they songwrite. To Grog ear, am no better songwrite team than Lemon and McFartney. Horg Jarrison am amaze guitar player, and am nobody got that crazy backbeat like drum hit guy Rango Starn. So much energy, so much talent!

They next album, "It Am The Beeples!" am a classic. Have picture of it somewhere, will put at it head of post, ok? It am great cover because it am first time band really portray orc life in cover art. They am got lot of meat from meat pile, and some dead baby. But for serious, from catchy pop of "Am Want to Own You Clan" and "(Baby You Am) Throw My Car" to wistful sentiment of "All You Need Am Glove," album am just hit after hit after hit. Beeplemania am sweep orc nation. Beeples merchandise am everywhere. Soon The Beeples am making like a movie and stuff, a movie call "Hack!" that am just sort of loosely structure pop nonsense. It am a fun time, though; lot of fast motion humorous scene of The Beeples chase down group innocent hu-man villager and kill all of them. Title song, "Hack!", am release as single, do super great. I know you know the song; it am get use in commercial all the time: "Hack!/I kill somebody/Hack!/I kill everybody!" Grog know you am know it.

Beeples keep release album, and keep do amazing work. Some of Grog favorite Beeples song:

Chaotic Evil Beholder's Garden

Meatpile (That Am What We Want)

Maxwell's Alchemical SIlver Warhammer

I Throw Lucy into Sky (With Diamond)

Glass Funyun

And You Bard Can Sing

Dumb Elven Wood

Rocky Bassoon

Oh No, Here Come The Sun [Grog Note: This song am about group of feral troll; am like super good]

The group find so much fame. It am cannot help but change an orc, you know? The group am grow apart, break up, and they go they own separate way. Jom Lemon start talk about peace and love all the time, and talk about give up you worldly possession, but he am have biggest personal meat pile ever, and by all account he am an asshole, so he can go fuck he self. Ral McFartney am okay; after Beeples break up he am keep release solo album that nobody really like very much. Also he always make goofy surprise face in every picture anybody take of him (you can see beginning of it in early record cover; that am him in the middle of the "It am the Beeples!" cover). Horg Jarrison convert to elven religion, start to worship Sehanine Moonbow, get huge tattoo of full moon with crescent-shape haze on top of it on he back, start recording album of elven religoius ballad. Rango Starn make some album, too, that people not care about too much. Then he play conductor on orc kid show "Oplek the Armored Spiky Train" for a while. Then he just show up at orc award show sometime for no reason, maybe just to prove that he am still alive. WE AM GET IT, RANGO.