Nov 8, 2021
bartlet: if i killed someone, would you tell on me?
abbey: no, but i'd use it against you all the time.
abbey: like "are you washing the dishes today or do i have to make a phone call?"
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bartlet: if i killed someone, would you tell on me?
abbey: no, but i'd use it against you all the time.
abbey: like "are you washing the dishes today or do i have to make a phone call?"
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jedleo + jedleoabbey for the ship ask game
oh SO true. jedleo doesn't do much for me but jedleoabbey compels me deeply.
tbh i feel like abbey and leo would've ended up together if they had met before jed met her. they seem more compatible in a lot of ways (temperament, communication styles, etc.) and i think they're work habits would've worked better cause i always get the vibe that jed wants his partner to Care About Him A Lot to the point of dropping everything else. which is why i think jedleoabbey works because between the two of them, jed can finally get enough attention LMAO needy king
the sex life must be fucking insane
bartlet, on his phone at 2 a.m.: jeez, a woman in north dakota strangled her husband to death. can you imagine just snapping like that?
abbey, trying to sleep next to him: yes.
abbey: just give up before you embarrass yourself.
bartlet: oh no, i never give up before i embarrass myself.
bartlet: i raised three perfectly functional children.
abbey: you have three children i don't know about?
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bartlet: josh, you gotta treat a car like you treat a woman.
abbey: [glaring intently] go on...
bartlet: no, i sense i’ve made a mistake of some kind.
barlet: you read zoey's diary?
abbey: i mostly just skim it to make sure she's not on drugs.
bartlet: what does it say?
abbey: "i am not on drugs."
[bartlet reads off the family's credit card bills]
bartlet: ellie, ninety dollars for a pair of socks? That's ridiculous.
abbey: it certainly is. oh, jed, that's nine dollars.
bartlet: oh...zoey. How could you manage to charge eighty dollars worth of trinkets on our account at the drug store?
abbey: that's eighty cents. hon, do you need to get your eyes checked?
jed: don't be ridiculous.
abbey: this has been going on for months. if you move the tv any closer to the bed, i'll be sleeping with jay leno.
bartlet: now, this looks like it says "300 dollars for shoes." what's that say?
abbey: ...300 dollars for shoes.
abbey: point being?