“Oh shit, is this actual tea on TheTea?! Fuck me, hallelujah. Thank the gossip gods for our anonymous correspondent, out there on the streets with eyes out. Better watch what ya’ll be doin’ in public! 

@kiara-gonzales and @ct-thompson gunna be poppin out the little ones, hey? Fuck me, gunna need to be some growing up to do, CT is basically a giant kid himself. Then again if @greyson-sixx can do it, I guess anything is possible. As for @gracesxsolicitation seeing wedding bells in their future, I don’t see it being a far stretch. Though, I bet his daughter will have a big say in it. 

@thatmancoop Is up on the voodoo priestess, huh? Didn’t take him as a man to have those sort of tastes, but go get all up in that spooky valley, boi! I wonder if she a made a voodoo doll with a dick, could she use it to make you shoot the goo?

Eleanor felt like a total jerk but it was an instinctive reaction she had. Her defensive walls were built so high that when someone finally peeped over, it felt strange. “Sorry, no. I want to stay.” She apologized, giving the man a sheepish smile. “My brain works faster than my mouth and I’ve probably conjured up a million and two ways how and why this coffee situation could go bad. I’m working on it though.”

Fuck- @ct-thompson - I’ve seen those abs above the belt but I want to see what he’s got below those.

Marry- @followingmrwatkins - He seems like he’d treat me real nice.

Fuck- @thatmancoop - I said I’d kill you but as an apology I’d smash the hell out of ya

Marry- @alwyn-jones - He’s got a soft spot in my heart. I wanna just chill with him and junk.

* (  𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐃𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 /  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

Orange Juice : Have you ever had a valentine?

“Every year since kindergarten, of course! And then myself the last five years. I’ve come to find that chocolate tastes just as good, no matter who buys it for ya.”