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This was from a joke/headcanon @sinisterqueer wrote that I HAD to illustrate! Can’t stop laughing and picturing this line of merch for the boys.

not important

however i did notice..

Stupid Boy In My Class, trying to brag: I basically have a baseball bat between my legs

Me, on my phone, totally done with his shit: Really? it to replace your non-existent dick?

SBIMC: Don't talk about what you've never seen.

Me: How could I see something that doesn't exist?

SBIMC: Talk to the girls in the next class, I'm sure they can tell you just how real my dick is.

Me: Oh, sorry! You do have a dick. I just forgot my microscope at home, that's why I didn't see it. I'll be sure to bring it next time.

SBIMC, speechless cause he's an asshole: You'll pay for this.

Me: Do you take credit cards or does it have to be cash?

SBIMC: You wait and see, I'll make you regret you were born.

Me: Too late for that, sweets. But nice try anyway.

And then he walked away. And I had to deal with my best friend crying from laughter and saying how proud she was of me.