#thankspals

ok but this is so long im so sorry but you deserve to know about this because this is my pride and joyyyyy Alternatively titled: Holy hell my friend is also a dirty skeleton lover and this is new information to me I am Violently Irish, and I’ve changed my friend’s name to Trash Friend/TF for privacy reasonnsss Caution: Long and probably lotsa profanity woopsie daisy i am very tired [1:40:42 AM] violently irish: also i swear on my fucking life [1:40:48 AM] violently irish: im going to finish this fucking fanfic [1:40:50 AM] violently irish: and stuff [1:40:52 AM] violently irish: because it [1:40:53 AM] violently irish: s [1:40:54 AM] violently irish: just [1:40:59 AM] violently irish: cute i guess i dont know im stupid [1:59:42 AM] violently irish: i need to stop reading reader inserts late at night because [1:59:46 AM] violently irish: jeses i am dead [1:59:47 AM] violently irish: like [1:59:49 AM] violently irish: uber dead bros [2:37:36 AM] violently irish: gOOD SHIT GOOD SHIT THATS SOME GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE RIGHT THERE IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF [2:37:38 AM] violently irish: MMMMM GOOD SHIT [3:06:40 AM] violently irish: there’s over 76 chapters [3:06:53 AM] violently irish: i don’t even think i’m past 20 [3:07:02 AM] violently irish: i dONT NEED NO SLEEP CAUSE SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK [3:58:14 AM] violently irish: ok but [3:58:18 AM] violently irish: if sinning really is winnning [3:58:24 AM] violently irish: damn son i am holding thr crown [4:42:50 AM] violently irish: i have no regrets [4:42:57 AM] violently irish: it’s like 5 in the morning [4:42:59 AM] violently irish: welp [4:43:02 AM] violently irish: aND IM NOT DONE YET [4:43:17 AM] violently irish: STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM AND I SOMEHOW AM DIGGING AN EVEN LOWER PIT OF SIN [4:49:45 AM] violently irish: this is too much holy shit [4:49:47 AM] violently irish: it’s glorious [4:50:01 AM] violently irish: and im spamming the chat because im in some sort of sleepy/wide awake nirvana [4:50:03 AM] violently irish: welp [4:51:34 AM] violently irish: ive said it once and imma say it again [4:51:38 AM] violently irish: this is some good shit holy shit [4:57:37 AM] violently irish: im at chapter 40 [4:57:40 AM] violently irish: and i am not stopping [4:57:59 AM] violently irish: i’ve never been more determined to finish a fic like this before woops [5:18:32 AM] violently irish: im in tears [5:18:36 AM] violently irish: you odn’t understand [5:18:38 AM] violently irish: it’s so beautiful [5:18:49 AM] violently irish: i want to be happy like thiss everyday it’s too sweet and just [5:18:54 AM] violently irish: i am just [5:18:58 AM] violently irish: im too happy for words [8:37:54 AM] violently irish: i’m only on chapter 66 [8:37:58 AM] violently irish: 10 more chapters [8:38:07 AM] violently irish: and i don’t even think the fic is finished tbh [8:38:10 AM] violently irish: i’ve been awake for aboutttt [8:38:18 AM] violently irish: maybbbeeee [8:38:29 AM] violently irish: only 14 hours [8:38:59 AM] Trash Friend: I FEEL YOU THO [8:39:07 AM] Trash Friend: WHEN U FIND THAT HELLA FIC [8:39:10 AM] Trash Friend: YOU JUST CANT [8:39:10 AM] violently irish: tHIS IS LITERALLY ME [8:39:18 AM] violently irish: i caNT JUST NOT FINISH IT [8:39:24 AM] violently irish: LIKE [8:39:33 AM] Trash Friend: WHAT FANFIC IS IT OH MY GOD [8:39:52 AM] violently irish: you’d be very upset if i told you because im a filthy skeleton sinner [8:39:59 AM] Trash Friend: OMG [8:40:03 AM] Trash Friend: SEND [8:40:06 AM] Trash Friend: ME [8:40:07 AM] Trash Friend: IT [8:40:17 AM] violently irish: how the fuck did i find a self insert like really and honestly [8:40:33 AM] Trash Friend: HAHHAwhochskeletonsinnernova [8:40:36 AM] violently irish: i have no idea how i found this [8:40:43 AM] violently irish: theshortone [8:40:56 AM] Trash Friend: Tbheitherosifnewith- [8:40:58 AM] Trash Friend: Omgyas [8:41:10 AM] Trash Friend: It is alright friend [8:41:12 AM] violently irish: im so horrible i am the literal embodiment of sin [8:41:22 AM] Trash Friend: We can be sin together [8:41:25 AM] violently irish: http://archiveofourown.org/works/5387672/chapters/12443822 [8:41:28 AM] violently irish: good [8:41:30 AM] Trash Friend: Omgyassss [8:41:36 AM] violently irish: like i said [8:41:38 AM] violently irish: like [8:41:40 AM] violently irish: 76 chapters [8:41:53 AM] violently irish: holy fuck i never read the summary [8:41:56 AM] violently irish: im ddying [8:42:22 AM] violently irish: oh my god [8:42:24 AM] TF: omg [8:42:25 AM] TF: Lol [8:42:28 AM] violently irish: this fckging skeleotn [8:42:30 AM] violently irish: im going to kill this fictional skeleton i stg [8:43:46 AM] violently irish: dontstopthebeat [8:43:57 AM] violently irish: also Ghost is a little old shit and i love him [8:44:50 AM] violently irish: i could totally send you the many messages i sent my other friend about this fucking fic [8:44:53 AM] violently irish: and im going to do it [8:45:47 AM] TF: TOTALLY not sinning so early in the morning hahahahha [8:45:56 AM] TF: Whatwhosaidthat [8:46:01 AM] violently irish: ive been sinning all day all night [8:46:06 AM] violently irish: whatchu talking about [8:46:16 AM] violently irish: whatwhosaidwhatbuddyfriendpalchum [8:46:17 AM] TF: Lmaooo [8:46:54 AM] *** TF can feel my sins beginning to crawl on my back *** [8:47:11 AM] *** violently irish dont you mean your SANS crawling on your back *** [9:19:29 AM] violently irish: alright, good luck!! [9:20:08 AM] violently irish: ok but this fucking fic [9:20:14 AM] violently irish:  i fucking swear to god [9:21:10 AM] violently irish: ok but tf when you get to chapter like [9:21:16 AM] violently irish: 67 [9:21:17 AM] violently irish: let me know [9:21:21 AM] violently irish: so we can just fucking [9:21:26 AM] violently irish: i will scream loud [9:37:58 AM] violently irish: the noise i just made is not human i stg [9:46:39 AM] violently irish: im literally dying [9:46:40 AM] violently irish: im [9:46:48 AM] violently irish: why did i ddo this this fic is too much [9:48:24 AM] violently irish: ive been screaming nice for a very long time [9:48:25 AM] violently irish: and im just [9:48:28 AM] violently irish: i am not human [9:49:47 AM] violently irish: i am no longer smiling [10:04:00 AM] violently irish: this fic is golden [10:12:47 AM] violently irish: nice [10:13:45 AM] violently irish: toriel is killing me [10:13:47 AM] violently irish: i stf [10:14:44 AM] violently irish: sOCCOR MOM SHISHKEBABS [10:14:50 AM] violently irish: A PHRASE I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED [10:15:09 AM] tf: OMG WHAY [10:15:26 AM] violently irish: SPECIST(??) PEOPLE BAD MOUTHING PAPYRUS AND FRISK [10:15:33 AM] tf: AHHH [10:15:39 AM] violently irish: THIS FIC IS MURDERING ME YET IM OK WITH THIS [10:22:51 AM] tf: OMG [10:22:54 AM] tf: I LOVE THOS [10:23:15 AM] TF: IMHOOKED AND IM NOT EVEN DONE WITH THE FIRST CHAPTER OMG [10:25:33 AM] violently irish: IT GETS BETTER TRUST ME [10:25:37 AM] violently irish: ITS SO GOOD [10:25:43 AM] violently irish: SHE SO TALENTED WITH WORDS AND [10:25:44 AM] violently irish: AND STUFF [10:25:51 AM] violently irish: ALSO UNDYNE IS SUPER FUCKING COOL IN THIS TOO BRO [10:26:40 AM] tf: AHHH [10:26:44 AM] tf: I LOVE HOW IT ENDS [10:26:50 AM] TF: “YOUR PAPYRUS RIGHT?” [10:26:55 AM] violently irish: YES [10:26:59 AM] violently irish: ITS GOLDEN [10:27:01 AM] violently irish: PURE GOLd [10:27:04 AM] violently irish: I LOIVE IT [10:27:17 AM] tf: CRIES [10:27:27 AM] violently irish: YOURE GONNA LOVE THIS FIC TRUST ME [10:28:56 AM] violently irish: jesus [10:28:58 AM] violently irish: undyne [10:29:00 AM] violently irish: i love you [10:29:00 AM] violently irish: like [10:29:02 AM] violently irish: wowie [10:29:38 AM] violently irish: uNDYNE NO [10:29:40 AM] violently irish: DONT [10:29:41 AM] violently irish: PLEASE [10:29:53 AM] violently irish: god im so excited for you to read this fic [10:31:31 AM] violently irish: no joke i need these [10:31:40 AM] violently irish: i didnt know i needed them but welp [10:31:41 AM] violently irish: lookit me [10:31:50 AM] violently irish:  a flustered pile of blush [10:32:22 AM] violently irish: “…Goddamn it, Sans.” [10:32:25 AM] violently irish: that’s it that’s the fic [10:36:18 AM] violently irish: screaming [10:36:22 AM] violently irish: this is my natural state [10:36:27 AM] violently irish: just leave me here to die [10:37:09 AM] tf: ” you got pretty good hearing for a guy with no ears" [10:37:19 AM] tf: OMG THIS IS LITERALLY ME THO [10:37:20 AM] violently irish: that’s deafinitely a problem [10:37:33 AM] violently irish: ok but this fic is golden [10:37:35 AM] violently irish: liquid [10:37:35 AM] violently irish: gold [10:37:43 AM] violently irish: you cannot tell me otherwise or i shall [10:37:48 AM] violently irish: probably just scream again [10:43:04 AM] violently irish: OH SHIT THE PET DOESNT LIKE THE GUY WHO DOES THE STUFF [10:43:06 AM] violently irish: IM GLAD [10:43:08 AM] violently irish: THIS MAN [10:43:12 AM] violently irish: IS GETTING ON ME NERVE [10:43:57 AM] violently irish: MY ELBOW HURTS AND ITS POPPING WEIRDLY [10:44:00 AM] violently irish: WHAT IS GOING ON [10:44:07 AM] violently irish: THIS ABSOLUTELY IS RATTLING MY BONES [10:44:21 AM] violently irish: OR LIKE THREE OR SO WITH MY ARM BECAUSE HOLY FUCK [10:44:22 AM] violently irish: THIS HURT [10:45:18 AM] violently irish: mettaton also eventually makes a hunger games reference [10:45:20 AM] violently irish: so that cool [10:47:36 AM] violently irish: goddamit [10:47:38 AM] violently irish: these people [10:47:45 AM] violently irish: gotta stop [10:47:48 AM] violently irish: doing what they do [10:49:37 AM] violently irish: THIS FIC MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER TBH [10:49:39 AM] violently irish: IT WAS JUST UPDATED THIS MORNING [10:49:45 AM] violently irish: AND I AM ETERNALLY HAPP [10:51:05 AM] violently irish: i love it when people get uncomfortable with how in love i am with a fictional character [10:51:07 AM] violently irish: wowie [10:51:13 AM] violently irish: in the fictional sense of course [10:51:29 AM] violently irish: not that actual people who see me in real life know about my obsessions [10:51:30 AM] violently irish: and [10:51:32 AM] violently irish: stuff [10:53:19 AM] violently irish: SCREAMS LUODLY [10:53:21 AM] violently irish: I MEED MORE [10:53:22 AM] violently irish: I WANT MORe [10:53:25 AM] violently irish: BUT [10:53:34 AM] violently irish: SHE IS HUMAN AND HUMANS HAVE LIVES OUTSIDE F [10:53:35 AM] violently irish: THIS AND I KNOW BUT STIILL IT IS TOO GOOD TBFH [10:53:40 AM] violently irish: lies on floor [10:53:47 AM] violently irish: life is meaningless now i am so [10:53:55 AM] *** violently irish hello darkness my old friend *** [10:56:37 AM] violently irish: welp [10:56:44 AM] violently irish: time for me to use the sleep