#thanks bread

wot, how are u so talented?- no u❤️

<33, date me (platonically)- done

okay!! i’m gonna do this for heathers, beetlejuice (hopefully,,,,, i’m not too familiar with it) and matilda because i think that’ll be fun. i’ve been given free reign mwahaha

U, overrated song: heathers, kindergarten bf?? idk i don’t think any of them are overrated but that one isn’t one of my favs. i don’t have one for beetlejuice :/ and for matilda, revolting children. don’t get me wrong, it’s a banger and one of my favs, but it’s sooo overhyped in all the press stuff

F, who you think you’d actually get cast as: for all of these i’m gonna go ahead and say ensemble. BUT, if i have to pick a lead. heathers, chandler. her range is closest to mine and acting as her would be easiest for me besides veronica. beetlejuice, probably delia?? maybe the girl scout or a gender bent bj if i’m very very very lucky. matilda, miss honey :)

"Your theory that the sun is the centre of the solar system, and the earth is a ball which rotates around it has a very convincing ring to it, Mr. James, but it's wrong. I've got a better theory," said the little old lady.

"And what is that, madam?" inquired James politely.

"That we live on a crust of earth which is on the back of a giant turtle."

Not wishing to demolish this absurd little theory by bringing to bear the masses of scientific evidence he had at his command, James decided to gently dissuade his opponent by making her see some of the inadequacies of her position.

"If your theory is correct, madam," he asked, "what does this turtle stand on?"

"You're a very clever man, Mr. James, and that's a very good question," replied the little old lady, "but I have an answer to it. And it's this: The first turtle stands on the back of a second, far larger, turtle, who stands directly under him."

"But what does this second turtle stand on?" persisted James patiently.

To this, the little old lady crowed triumphantly,

"It's no use, Mr. James — it's turtles all the way down."