I know that no one asked for this, but it's late at night and I should be asleep, so here's Thane Macbeth's Adoption Story, lol.
Than Macbeth's Adoption Story
An alternative universe where adoption existed in Scotland at least 890 years before it became officially recognized in Scotland in our universe, Macbeth put all of his stats into IQ, and Lady Macbeth… did not.
Act 1, Scene 3.5 (in between scenes 3 and 4)
Banquo sits at a desk writing by candleight.
Enter Macbeth.
Banquo
Good evening, my dear friend. I know that the night hasn't treated thou quite fine, so what dost thou desireth from one such as I?
Macbeth
There is a lot one can desire of another from equal or lower stature. I doth recall a girl called Lali-
Banquo
Let us not concern ourselves such juvenile matter, Double Thane Macbeth. What dost thou wouldst?
Macbeth
Though I am aware of what thou hast told me about not ruminating on the weird sisters, I cannot help but think of those mystic three.
Banquo
Those mystic three of yours are not to be trusted.
Macbeth
They hast shoneth some truth unto I, didst they not?
Banquo
They doth.
Still, though, my points remain.
Do not let your heart, pure enough to sing with a chorus of angels, be clouded and triumphed by the darkness of thise creatures.
Macbeth
Pure enough to sing with a chorus of angels, thou dost say?
Banquo
I plead of thee, do not say something to cause regret to stir my soul’s view of year, dear Macbeth.
Macbeth
Dear?
Why, good Banquo, if I didst not know better, I would presume that I
