May 14, 2025
getting really into shakespeare is one of the worst things you can do because now those 400 year old sentences will live in your mind rent free, and there’s nothing you can do to get rid of them. you have a headache? great! now every time your head hurts, the nurse complaining about her own aching head will now be permanently etched in your brain. your friend forgot to facetime you before bed? they gave you the counterfeit fairly last night! you’re dreading tomorrow because the days seem to blend together eternally? don’t you worry!! macbeth’s words will never leave your brain now. god speed!
