Okay, I think you’ve all had quite enough time to settle with the idea of my return. But what’s a comeback without a little splash? A little flourish. You know I’d never leave you disappointed and I think you, Jesse Walker, know I wouldn’t leave our story unfinished.
Since you were so keen to say goodbye to me, it’s only fitting I’m so keen to say goodbye to you. Let’s start with this: who was spotted on the Upper East Side after years absentee, begging to come back into your life, a changed man? Ding ding ding! It was your father. That’s right gossipers, the elusive Mr Walker came back into town with a changed heart and a promise to do better this time. All he wanted was to reconnect with his sons- hey, Jason- and former love of his life (hi Mama Walker). And who did he give this speech to? You, Jesse Walker. And what did you do? You turned him away. And didn’t tell anyone. Oopsie.
And I can’t bring up Jesse without also bringing up the new Mrs Walker. You’ve been a busy gal too, haven’t you, Sophia Walker neé Vandervort? While the man who ruined your family’s lives respectively- Scarlett, Sapphire, mommy- played happy days with the new fiancé, you decided to take the high road. The higher than thou road. What would your darling sisters think if they found out you’ve been spending your time with New Mommy-To-Be behind their backs? Secret little lunches, shopping trips, swapping secrets and giggling over pastries. A real pair! Too bad you didn’t tell anyone about that either. Anyone.
That should give you something to talk about. And if I haven’t said it already, congratulations on the nuptials. I wish I could have been there.
