Well, well look who’s suddenly gone all radio silence on me... You're not telling me that NO ONE has anything to say about the aftermath of the Fairchild Ball? No juicy tidbits on the Archibald fallout? Or, hell, even on Nate's hair? Isobel Prescott comes back to town and nothing. No whispers of ‘Unholy Trinitys’ or anything. No one is going to make a peep about Alex Vandervort and her baby daddy, whoever they may be? I can't rouse an opinion on even what Elizabeth Baizen wore to the spring fling? Speaking of, no one even has an accusatory finger to point about those mysterious, missing personal items?
Oh what, was I too mean while you all went on your little dates? Because I can certainly have more to say. What I can't do however is make it without you, my little Upper East Siders. I suggest you stop holding out on me.