hear me out, I am selfindulgent
kevin is northern irish okay
neil is welsh!!! he spent a lot of time up in north wales while on the run and he has an awful accent oh my god
dan, matt, allison, nicky and aaron are all from london
renee is from glasgow but went to live in london with stephanie walker
andrew was moved around a lot thanks to foster care but he spend almost all of his childhood in northern england and he also has a god-awful accent
they play exy in london and the ravens play in belfast
Aaron is affronted by Andrews accent
how can someone look just like him and sound like that
he doesn’t pronounce anything right
andrew thinks aaron’s accent is worse, naturally
pre-uni nicky spends most of his time trying to get the twins to call a truce when they mimic everything the other says
aaron tells andrew daily that he can’t speak English
andrew tells aaron daily that he’s a chav
the one thing more annoying than andrew’s accent? kevin’s accent
just imagine; not only have they got someone screaming at them everyday that they’re not good enough, he screams in an irish accent
sometimes wymack wants to cry at this mess of a team
it gets worse when they recruit neil, oh god
he’s in a little village in west wales called aberporth when he’s recruited but he’s spent time in south and north wales too so his accent
it’s this awful mess of strong, heavy welsh mixed with a hard, common cardiff accent
wymack looks at him for twenty seconds the first time he talks, trying to translate in his head
andrew on drugs,, he doesn’t shut up about neil’s accent
neil.s accent gets stronger when he’s ranting and can you imagine him transitioning into welsh halfway through screaming at riko while watching a ravens game
andrew gets angry whenever neil speaks welsh because why is such an unattractive language so attractive when it comes out of his mouth because he already has english, german and french why does he need a language that 0 people speak
eden’s twilight is a nightclub in essex and instead of being all edgy and gothic it’s a gay bar lbr
aaron puts up with it because the drinks are cheaper and it was the only job that he was offered after leaving school with 0 qualifications and a report about all the fights he got into
aaron went to night school, turns out hes freaking intelligent and now hes in uni to become a doctor (he wont forget all the help from edens though)
neil is mr. unobservant despite being convinced that he is the master of being alert (unreliable narrator who) and doesn’t even realise it’s a gay bar until roland asks him about him and Andrew and he takes a second look around
there are drag queens there every night neil is2g
katelyn is from edinburgh purely because I love Scotland and katelyn is cute
aaron goes weak at her accent oh god
allison’s parents are actually royalty
like prince and princess or something, not the main family but still rich as hell
she’s been trying to escape their standards her whole life
can you imagine andrew and neil in their pro careers oh god
you’ve got this power couple, both sharp as anything, one on offense and one on defense and no one can fucking understand either of them
this is all I have for now but boy… i’ll probably add to this or write some specific scenes, i’m thinking of making ths a series
