i wish i could write because id write a fic to go with this-
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i wish i could write because id write a fic to go with this-

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Optimus felt like his whole frame was burning with how much charge ran in his lines. It also didn't help that he was currently wearing some frilly fabrics that Megatron requested. "Are you really sure you want me in this? I don't think it matches with my colors very well"
"Nonsense my dear~" Megatron purred using his free servo to gently lift Optimus into his lap. "You look stunning"
"Well, if you like it maybe its not so bad" The prime pouted as he slowly begin to run his servos along the broad grey chest.
A deep rumble escaped Megatron's engine as he relaxed into the light touches. His large servo drifted lower until one digit brushed along the prime's aft and panels. He began to slowly rub circles on the closed panels while his lips quickly got to work kissing and licking away at those cute finials.
Optimus moaned leaning back against the digit chasing after the friction. Charge slowly began to pool in his tanks making his valve clamp down on nothing as his optics drifted towards Megatron's own panels. Oh how much he wanted to ride that thick spike until his hip joints gave out, with needy servos he removed them from the grey chest and began to paw at the panels seems with a whine.
"Greedy little thing aren't we?" Megatron teased placing a light bite onto a finial. With a hiss he retracted his panel allowing his spike to pressurise, its slit already leaking with pre-fluid.
Swallowing thickly Optimus could hardly contain his excitement as he reached out to grab the spike. His servos barely touch as he leaned in closer to place his own kisses on licks. The tangy flavour of pre-fluid on his glossa sent a thrill down his spinel strut urging him to keep licking and sucking at the tip. He hadn't realised his own panels had opened until one large digit slowly ran against his wet folds drawing out another low moan.
"Mmm more~" Optimus panted his blue optics dark and heavy with lust.
"What's the magic word?" Megatron wrapped his servos around the prime's hips and waist just lightly stroking the seems and wires.
"Please"
With a smirk Megatron lifted Optimus up guiding him until the entrance of the valve sat just above the spike. Slowly and carefully he lowered Optimus onto his spike, his optics focused on the mechs face for any pain or discomfort until he was far as he could go. The warlord would place small kisses on top of the prime's helm as allowed Optimus's valve adjust. "You alright love?"
"Yeah" Optimus nodded a flirty smile on his lips. "Come on big mech, you want an heir right? Then frag me until I'm full of your transfluid~"
A growl escaped the grey mech's intake as he tightened his grip around those waist. His thrusts started slow but long ever being so careful as not to break his precious love. Now if Optimus was a warframe, he was sure they would be fragging like feral mechs in heat. With another low growl he clamped his teeth over those sensitive wires in the prime's neck drawing out a keen from the smaller mech.
All Optimus could do was tightly brace himself as his whole frame shook with each thrust. Each node cluster was struck over and over building charge quickly making his plating buzz, his cooling fans whirled loudly doing their best to cool his rapidly heating frame. His valve greedily squeezed and fluttered around the thick spike already trying to draw it deeper and deeper. "Oh frag! Mm- more I getting close!"
Megatron sped up his thrust until the head of the spike pushed against the entrance of the gestation chamber. He would support Optimus weight by bracing one servo against the primes back and with one very slow and deep thrust his spike slipped inside. A cry escaped Optimus as he threw his helm back in overload, his valve squeezing while his frame shook making his cooling fan whirl. The sight was beautiful and was the push he needed until he too overloaded with a deep groan, his spike throbbed as it flooded the chamber with thick transfluid.
As exhaustion slowly kicked in Optimus watched how his tanks slowly swelled both full and heavy with precious fluid. With a content sigh he rested his helm on his lovers chest, happily listing to the gentle hum of Megatron's spark. He didn't fight the call of recharge simply shutting his optics letting those large servos take care of him.
"Sleep well my love" Megatron whispered before placing one last kiss onto the helm.
Thank you tfa anon! I love this story!
I just know their bitty is super cute and megs can’t wait to spark him up again..Optimus pretends to fuss hut he loves it 👀 hehe
Now..i wonder if angst will come or be revealed about his past & his mysterious sparkling? 👀
As much as I'm not completely overdosing in megop pills, it's not like I'm COMPLETELY cut off from it, and my favorite trope ever when it comes to those two will always always be
Pining Megatron and "slow your fucking role" Optimus
And it's mainly for TFA, and prime. In my opinion, there was no divorce in prime, they never even had a relationship as deep as that, Megatron could've had Optimus, but he fumbled, and now he's taking it out on everybody else while doing a revolution that will end up missing it's original point. He talks about killing Optimus so much but it's because he's the bitter (not) ex to the one that got away.
Tfa version is my favorite, and will always be my favorite no matter what, because it deals with what's basically a down bad billionaire and the 3 am shift taco bell drive thru worker. In this version Megatron is trying so damn hard to woo someone who not only is naturally taught to hate them, but in the beginning he doesn't even know that all this extravagance is a huge chick of embarrassing to Optimus, who just got off and now there's a guy, in a suit, waiting outside, in a limousine, and he's just in a "so I get paid" T-shirt with Walmart brand shoes and target brand shoes he splurged on with his tax season money. It's even worse if Megatron's so down bad there's a chapter/page dedicated to his peers telling him "dude just say 'wanna get a coffee, my treat' and treat him like a normal guy" but the whole time ol' Megs is just "no! Nothing but the best for him!" And no amount of convincing or cross referencing will ever tell him otherwise Until Optimus thinks to actually do it himself, "okay, sir, I understand what you want, it's... Hard to miss, how about, after my shift, we just go and get some drinks from the bar down the road. Real homey place, I've been going there for years, it's worth it, yeah?"
And Megs just kinda swoons because YES YES FINALLY IT ALL PAYED OFF, and they both actually have a good time after Optimus tells him to lose the hoity toity slag. Megatron's much more chill now, but he does get him a new pair of shoes as a gift on their next date. (He'd want to go up and above but opted instead for like 300 dollar ones, as the angel (Strika) on his shoulder beat the deal out of the devil (starscream) and told him to go easy on the damn kid, he would never wear the thousand and thirty dollar shoes cuz their for special occasions fjebxne)
Anyway, thanks for reading broskalinos, broskalinettes and broskallettos.
YAYYYY ROBOT ANAL
I'm surprised it isn't more common in the fandom
May I suggest some to do with Megop, perhaps??
Okay I read this and I immediately flashed into the thought of "huh. Size difference."
Because I picture tfa megop here and how much bigger Megs is than Optimus. You might be thinking goddamn, how is op gonna fit that thang but no. noooo. Please consider:
Bottom anal Megatron. Hear me out, hear me out. His valve's too big for OP to really get a good a massage from it and the frotting is lots of fun, don't get them wrong. Feeling Optimus squish his plush valve lips together and essentially hotdog them is fun because he rubs against his exterior node in all the right ways. But sometimes, the big ol' Decepticon leader wants to feel like he's getting properly fucked by someone who isn't Lugnut.
It looks a bit like a Chihuahua mounting a Great Dane, but what Optimus lacks in size he makes up for in vigor by locking tf in and nailing Megatron's aft port like a rivet gun on a ship haul. Full on spits on his hole, shoves three digits in there right off the bat, and then in goes his spike with a wet pop.
Op might need a step stool to get the right angle, but he *will* deliver.
Addition to a previous TFA megaop post
I neglected to address that many megaop shippers, in addition to butchering Megatrons characterization, also did the same for optimus.
Bro is so heavily damselfied in this ship it's not even funny. He goes from being a humble, and decisive leader who is haunted by his past
To fuckin
UwU-soft-helpless-daddy issues- everyone hates me-and I need a big strong "Marxist" "miner" man to fuck the sad out of me pwease
Like um, was thou indulging in thy devils walter white crumbs whilst thou wast watching thee show??
TFA Optimus is for the most part: levelheaded, though a bit doubtful of himself and his ability to properly lead. He's able to think on his feet under pressure. He hates making tough decisions, but will make them anyway for the sake of either cybertron or his friends, even if it means being stern with them because in the long run, it means that they will be okay. He's willing to make peace/ put his differences aside to work with people who've personally wronged him for the greater good of others, and at the same time refuses to be a punching bag.
Tangent-----
I see those mfing headcannons talking about how Optimus would just let sentinel die or something and that is completely false
This mf wouldn't let anyone die, not if he can help it
Its a core aspect of his beliefs
That the autobots are supposed to protect all life
Its quite a shame that life includes shitheels like sentinel but it can't be helped I suppose.
Tangent end----
He can be stressed, angry, snarky and rude, and honestly I don't blame him
This motherfucker puts up with way more shit than he's ever deserved
Honestly, he's very charming for it
TFA Optimus is also canonically the most skilled autobot to ever set foot into cybertron's autobot academy
Hes more than able to handle himself in a fight, even against megatron- Perhaps not for a long while, though I can imagine the little bastard is more than capable of outmanoeuvering him.
It just really irks me when he's Babiefied cuz he's the shorter one
Its givinnnnnnngggggggggguuuuuuuhhhhhhh
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I know it’s been months forgive me I’ve had writers block for that fic
I swear Megatron has a thing for biting as like a love language. Like he bites Op's cheeks because they're squishy and it's how he shows off his gentle side while Op is nervous he's gotten get chewed into like cake because dear lord Mega has big teeth-
oh, dont mind me
Its just angry kitten here, they belong to @pastelpaperplanes
Crusade such a lovely baby, i just cant
baby