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Transformer misunderstanding human biology and thinking humans have heat/rut cycles, so when their human buddy is acting crankier than usual they're like "oh, you must be frustrated because of your human mating urges" and then they just happen to bend over in front of the human and "accidentally" pop their panels like "oh noooo my valve is out in the open, all defenceless, I hope my little organic friend won't be overcome by a powerful urge to mount me... tee hee."
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what vehicle does one give humanized Decepticons.
Itâs so easy with Autobots. Bulkheadâs a big jeep. Ratchetâs got a nice practical truck cause not all of his alts are ambulances. Arcee and Elita are our biker girls and we love them for it. Bee and Jazz have their fancy European sports cars. Prowl unfortunately has a cop car. Optimus obviously has his truck.
Then youâve got the damn Decepticons who are jets, tanks, helicopters, and GUNS. One of them is a FUCKING CASSETTE TAPE! HOW IS ONE SUPPOSED TO MAKE A HUMANIZED UNIVERSE IN THESE CONDITIONS?!
Characters who should really be having a comeback in Age of the Primes aka the big nerdy mythopoeia toyline:
Beta (important historical figure, comrade of Alpha Trion and currently a big deal in Skybound)
Lug and Anode (come from a series that still gets tons of love in official merchandise, Indiana Jones gig fits in well with toyline's focus on ancient relics)
Greenlight and Lancer (studied archaeology in the story that first bothered to name them, also part of a team named after Solus Prime herself)
Rung (literally Primus)
Censere/Mortilus and the rest of the Guiding Hand (regularly conflated with the Primes, allegedly facets of Primus)
What the franchise is actually doing with these characters:
Greenlight might be getting a re-release (without the rest of the squad, because the one official combiner team who never got a box set still can't catch a break)
Cybertronians having a whole genre of erotica about getting ravished by scaaaary organics and sometimes it's what you'd expect, like tentacle monsters, but sometimes it's like "What if you got shrunk down and locked in a room full of humans and then they TOUCHED YOU ALL OVER with their fleshy hands!!!!" or "What if you got stuck in alt mode and a human GOT INTO YOU and bad-touched you from the inside!!!!"
Imagine some bot has never seen a human IRL and then they meet one for the first time and get turned on because they're like, ooooh, a human, just like the ones from my sexy stories! Or alternatively, maybe they're like, oh... you're not nearly as creepy and gross as I thought you'd be... how disappointing. :(
Anyway, the point is giant robots being afraid of or grossed out by humans and eroticizing those feelings, because I think it would be fun.
Transformers writing erotic fanfiction about the human characters from their favourite Earthling television programs. The tag they use for these works on the Cybertronian equivalent of tumblr is #vaginadildo.
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Forever torn between "Transformers should have weird alien biology that is nothing like human biology because it's cool (and sexy)" and "Transformers should have boobs and be able to get pregnant because it's funny (and sexy)".
Thinking about the potential to get freaky with mass-shifting. A huge bot installing some kind of programming that lets someone else activate their size-changing ability via remote control. Their lover, who is either a human or a much smaller bot, starts fucking them and at first they can barely feel the spike/dick/strap because it's so small, but then the human/smaller bot flips a switch on the remote to make the huge bot shrink down.
Maybe it's a gradual thing; they're slowly shrinking while being fucked, feeling the spike inside them get bigger and bigger until they've shrunk so much that it's too big, and they're gasping and squirming, overwhelmed by having something so large inside them... and by the vulnerability of being so small, having their tiny lover loom over them instead of the other way around.
Or maybe their lover will use the instant size-change setting, giving the huge bot no time to prepare, mentally or physically. One second they're their usual massive self with a little human/minibot on top of them, and the next they're being held down by that same "little" human/minibot who is now twice their size and splitting their valve open with a spike/dick that's much too big. It's so sudden they can barely process what happened, pain and pleasure blurring together in their sensory net as their valve spasms and clamps down hard and they come their brains out, sobbing from the sheer intensity of it.
The trope where Transformers have "energon refineries" that basically work the same way as human breasts can have some interesting implications considering energon is their blood as well as their food. No wonder they keep those things tucked away under their plating; they're probably part of the circulatory system. And if they're soft like human breasts, they're probably made of a material that's more easily damaged than the metal that makes up most of the body.
But that means if a Cybertronian shows you their refineries, they must really trust you, right? Because you could hurt them. Badly. We're talking about body parts no one in their right mind would expose to someone they didn't trust, like the spark, or the really delicate internal wiring. They aren't just boobs, they're innards.
