What if Transformer nipples are like this style of water bottle cap

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What if Transformer nipples are like this style of water bottle cap

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By the end of this year everyone's had sparklings, I wonder how Prowl feels about his grandbabies and what would happen when he recognizes any of his features on them like eyes or chin
I mean obviously his sparklings would pass down his dna but seeing a special little feature they have because of you is still kinda cute
-wife anon
Prowl was so stressed out about having babies that he went feral, AWOL on another planet, committed a number of crimes he's not elaborating on, stopped talking to a lot of people, hospitalized, suicidally postpartum depressed, and had to stop doing drugs.
It took him years to accept that he was responsible for Tangent, kept trying to deny his attachment, and did it in half a fugue state that altered his body composition dramatically and didn't help with lingering frame dysphoria. Prowl's saliva tingles when you kiss him. He's still not used to being kissed.
I'm not even a "protoform" believer in terms of what it means in fanon. So when I talk about boobs, I imagine, like, soft hemispheres/pouches surrounded by metal and wires. There's no squishy body under their armor. Just boobs. It's so absurd that at some point it becomes incredibly hot.
Forever torn between "Transformers should have weird alien biology that is nothing like human biology because it's cool (and sexy)" and "Transformers should have boobs and be able to get pregnant because it's funny (and sexy)".
Happy Megatron Monday, here is a short crackfic inspired by this fantastic tag someone left on a post I made about Transformers having bottle cap nipples:
Thirst Quencher: A MegaTarn Story
"Are you ready for me to take your nipple virginity, Tarn?" Megatron asked with a sensual gleam in his optics.
Tarn shivered. "Yes, my Lord." He thrust his heaving bosom toward his master. Within the translucent pouches, grape Gatorade sloshed and formed miniature waves, turbulent as the wine-dark sea.
Megatron slowly raised his hands to Tarn's breasts. He brushed his thumbs over the caps that concealed Tarn's nipples, and Tarn shivered once again. Without further ado, Megatron roughly twisted the caps and broke the plastic seals that surrounded them, then popped them right off, exposing Tarn's untouched nipples to the air for the very first time.
Tarn came instantly with a squeal so loud it broke the sound barrier and also Megatron's audials. Then he had to put his nipple caps back on so he could escort Megatron to the hospital without leaking Gatorade all over the place.
The End.

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The trope where Transformers have "energon refineries" that basically work the same way as human breasts can have some interesting implications considering energon is their blood as well as their food. No wonder they keep those things tucked away under their plating; they're probably part of the circulatory system. And if they're soft like human breasts, they're probably made of a material that's more easily damaged than the metal that makes up most of the body.
But that means if a Cybertronian shows you their refineries, they must really trust you, right? Because you could hurt them. Badly. We're talking about body parts no one in their right mind would expose to someone they didn't trust, like the spark, or the really delicate internal wiring. They aren't just boobs, they're innards.
SG! Deepstrider getting extremely drunk or high but he misses 'us' so he starts to hallucinate 'us' coming back for him when in reality he's on the verge of passing out, that or he's humping his pillow like a jackhammer
Do cybertronians even have pillows? In my universe they do
Or
SG! Deepstrider + sex pollen + tentacle stuff + hallucinations
-wife anon
Ough,, those both sound good. Might steal half and toss it onto a notes document sometime. Cybertronians come in so many shapes I bet at least some of them have pillows. I headcanon Prowl having a few, or at least one Special Pillow (he'll kill you if you take it again, Smokescreen) to support his doorwings and massive tits. I believe robot deserve comfy,, plus, a fair handful have been influenced by Earth stuff, and they're very luxurious with some of their berth materials..
Anyways, SG! Deepstrider getting so fucked up that he thinks you're there, or even just daydreaming about you touching him, is hot.
Merry Christmas!
You know what that means.....everyone's getting filled with eggs! Tangent? Eggpreged. Deltashock? Also eggpreged. Prowl? Filled to the brim. Deepstrider? You know it.
It's like stocking stuffers except the stockings are their valves and the stuffers are my eggs, mmmmm imagine being their alien captor and having them as concubines and/or consorts
-wife anon
Captor implies capturing which, honestly, probably means struggle. But if you don't have to tie him down and gag Prowl so he doesn't tear through you with his teeth, there's something going on. Whether it be numb routine, calculating and waiting and planning, or genuine pleasure.
I'm not much into permanent or even long-term processor adjustment or dumbification, particularly because I'm tired of those kinks being used to kinda defang Prowl or make him more palpable for some people. He's like,, the scheming type.. getting him fat and pregnant with your heirs makes him a little more docile sometimes and much more violent in other areas.