#text:xaurorablack

[ text ]: What a massive egotistical penis. 

[ ALEX ]: Rough night? 😅 

[ ALEX ]: Hey, I sent the right emoticon this time, be proud! 

[ text ]: Does today require people clothes or can I just wear my pyjamas?

[ ALEX ]: Pyjamas, always. Get in here, we can have a pyjama party. It’s Claire’s day off and mine too so we are ordering a bunch of junk food and watching movies all day. 

[ text ]: I’m certain he heard me shout and LOUDLY ‘nap time comes before pants time’.

[ ALEX ]: I mean, can you trust someone who doesn’t nap? No you can’t. What if he is a vampire or one of those weirdos who eats tofu and no carbs? 

[ text ]: I’m not responding to this because I have died. I’m dead. Dead people don’t answer texts. 

[ ALEX ]: Stop evading my questions you weird, weird girl. What did the doctor said?

[ text ]: Why are you saved in my phone as ‘Prison Wife’?

[ text ]: Does today require people clothes or can I just wear my pyjamas? 

[ ANGIE ]: HAVE YOU NOT SHOWERED YET? WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THERE AT 6 P.M AURORA. COME ON. 

[ ANGIE ]: Wear a dress, please. You look good on those.

[ text ]: I’m certain he heard me shout and LOUDLY ‘nap time comes before pants time’.

[ ANGIE ]: Did he leave or looked at your weird? Girl, bye. You don’t have time for that kind of negativity in your life when you could be napping instead. 

[ text ]: I’m not responding to this because I have died. I’m dead. Dead people don’t answer texts.