#tepidspongebath

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Sherlock (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson Additional Tags: Fluff, Domesticity, Established Relationship, Food Summary:

Sherlock shook his head. “They’re on their annual vacation, won’t be back until the first week of March.” He held up a tin. “I’ve found some beans.”

“And I’ve got half a sausage. We really need to do some shopping.” John cracked open the lid of the container and sniffed. “Yeah, that’s still all right. Do you remember how long we’ve had these eggs?”

Sherlock and John scrounge up something to eat after getting home from a case.

About a week late, but written for the Fluffbruary prompts for February 29 evening and breakfast

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Word count: 16,312  Chapters: 17/17 Fandom: Sherlock (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Sarah Sawyer, Irene Adler, Molly Hooper Additional Tags: PWP, Porn Star AU, is that even a thing?, oh sweet puppies what have I gone and done now, porn industry, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Oral Sex, Rimming, Dirty Talk Series: Part 5 of Numbered Porn Summary:

Written for this prompt on the kink meme: Sherlock is a porn actor who does cheesy porno movies. John is the cameraman.

 Whenever Sherlock is in session, John is always aroused while filming him. Sherlock notices this and does everything he can to arouse John even more if possible, wiggling his arse in John's direction, giving little winks, etc.

 John becomes even more hot and bothered when only him and Sherlock are left on the set and Sherlock continues his 'performance'. John then says "Fuck it" and fucks Sherlock right then and there.

 Sherlock, despite his history, has the best lay ever.

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Rec: It’s true the only relationship, as tagged, is Johnlock, but the first half of the fic is dedicated to Molly/Irene and Sherlock/Molly/Irene getting it on in a variety of positions, in close-ups so close you can smell it. Just in the interest of full disclosure. However, the lay of the land is made absolutely clear with narrative along these lines:

“This was going to kill John. It really was. He was going to die of Having to Watch Two Women Give Sherlock Holmes a Blow Job From a Distance of Approximately None At All, probably a first in medical history, and then Sarah would bring him back so she could kill him again herself.“

The second half is then a fast-tracked seduction in which every one of John’s (and Sherlock’s) fantasies comes to life (see what I did there?) in a multi-chapter tabletop 2-person orgy that I had to dose out for fear of overheating. Finally, the ending is a delightful full circle moment that was not only the best of all possible endings, but bodes for the best of all possible beginnings.

“The Unicorn”

Chapters: 5/5

Fandom:

Sherlock (TV)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Relationships: Molly Hooper/Greg Lestrade

Characters: Greg Lestrade, Molly Hooper, Anderson (Sherlock), Sally Donovan, Dimmock (Inspector)

Additional Tags: Humor, with very slight undertones of romance, Strawberries, and the difficulties encountered in acquiring said fruit

Summary:

“So the boss needs strawberries,” said Sally.

“For Molly,” said Anderson. “She’s a nice girl.”

They exchanged a look. In the space of a few seconds, that look said, The boss hasn’t looked this happy in a long time, and She really is very nice, and, I am rooting for them so hard, I’m already trying to decide what to wear to the wedding.

“We could get the strawberries for him,” said Donovan slowly. “No, scratch that, I think we should. How many do you think she wants?"

“I don’t know. A dozen?” Anderson shrugged. “They sell them in those little baskets anyway, so however many is in one of those, I guess. It shouldn’t be too hard.”

"Christ!" And John turned and pelted upstairs to his bedroom. 

He masturbated, though, as soon as he'd removed his clothes, and he told himself that it was the memory of Sarah clenching hard on his cock as she came that did it, and not Sherlock's voice in his head deducing the encounter.

Title: Strawberries for Molly Hooper

Author: tepidspongebath Summary: 

“So the boss needs strawberries,” said Sally. “For Molly,” said Anderson. “She’s a nice girl.” They exchanged a look. In the space of a few seconds, that look said, The boss hasn’t looked this happy in a long time, and She really is very nice, and, I am rooting for them so hard, I’m already trying to decide what to wear to the wedding. “We could get the strawberries for him,” said Donovan slowly. “No, scratch that, I think we should. How many do you think she wants?” “I don’t know. A dozen?” Anderson shrugged. “They sell them in those little baskets anyway, so however many is in one of those, I guess. It shouldn’t be too hard.”

Rating: G

Title: It's a Kind of Magic Author: tepidspongebath Song: The Best of Queen (songs rather, sorry) Summary: I see a little silhouetto of a man...On a case that takes them out of town, Sherlock, John, and Lestrade deal with what happens to music left in a car for over a fortnight scaramouche scaramouche will you do the fandango...