This Friday I will hold my Tenure Appraisal Seminar for early conclusion of my Tenure-Track Assistant Professorship and promotion to Associate Professor at the University of Copenhagen. It won't be as grand an event as the one pictured here, but it will be more momentous.
Thanks to all ~51,000 of you nerds, Tumblr will be featuring in the Public Engagement section of my talk. Thank you for all your silly and wonderful curiosity. It is a great pleasure to share the wonderful world of frogs (as well as other amphibians, and reptiles) with you all.
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brennan confirming that dr bucklebeak, the a-hole instructor at hudol, has tenure is suuuuch a relatable experience for me omg i hate tenure so much uuugghhhh itâs such a bane in college professors especially, i hate ittttt
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The rightwing manifesto proposes hobbling it, but the ex-president wants to abolish the department completely
Rachel Leingang at The Guardian:
Donald Trump wants to shut down the US Department of Education, saying at recent rallies that it should be disbanded to âmove everything back to the states where it belongsâ.
The idea of dismantling the education department has become increasingly mainstream, though itâs nearly as old as the department itself, which was created by Congress as a cabinet-level agency in 1979. Trump made similar promises on the 2016 campaign trail to either cut or hobble the department.
Eliminating it would require Congress to act, which could be an impossible feat, though several of Trump and his alliesâ policy goals on education could be accomplished through presidential actions.
Project 2025, the Heritage Foundationâs rightwing manifesto for a potential incoming Trump administration, lays out how dismantling the federal education department would work, leaving behind, if anything, a husk focused solely as a âstatistics-gathering agency that disseminates information to the statesâ, writes Lindsey Burke, the author of the education chapter and leader of Heritageâs education policy center.
The departmentâs elimination is one of many goals contained in the extensive conservative playbook that will inform a second Trump term. Project 2025 calls for privatizing education and driving out any programs related to LGBTQ+ youth or diversity.
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Trump tells voters on his campaign site a few ways he would manage education:
Cut federal funding for schools that are âpushing critical race theory or gender ideology on our childrenâ and open civil rights investigations into them for race-based discrimination.
End access for trans youth to sports.
Create a body that will certify teachers who âembrace patriotic valuesâ.
Reward districts that get rid of teacher tenure.
Adopt a parentsâ bill of rights.
Implement direct elections of school principals by parents.
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The project proposes phasing out one major program, Title I, over a 10-year period. The $18bn funding source supports low-income students. Instead, the project says states âshould assume decision-making control over how to provide a quality education to children from low-income familiesâ.
âPhasing that out is going to be very detrimental to that population of students who are already vulnerable for many reasons,â James said.
The Heritage Foundation also wants to eliminate Head Start, a program that funds early childhood education for low-income families, because it is âfraught with scandal and abuseâ, according to a chapter on the Department of Health and Human Services. The Center for American Progress says in a new report that eliminating Head Start would reduce access and increase costs for childcare, hurting economic stability.
Beyond these major funding changes, the project â and Trump â both want to see expansions of school choice, like voucher programs that allow students to use money that would otherwise fund their seats at public schools to attend a private ones. Trump has said that he supports universal school choice, or the ability of any student to use taxpayer funds to attend whatever school they want. Trump also has a video on his campaign site dedicated to how he would help home-schooling families.
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LGBTQ+ and diversity issues attacked
Anti-LGBTQ+ and anti-diversity policies are sprinkled throughout the education recommendations in Project 2025 and in Trumpâs platform. The project also supports passing a parentsâ bill of rights to give parents more access to classroom materials.
The project proposes ridding education programs of any âgender ideology and critical race theoryâ, like a ânon-binaryâ category in data collection or the ability of trans youth to participate in sports aligned with their gender. It also calls for parental approval for the use of names or pronouns other than those on birth certificates. And it wants to gut protections against discrimination based on sexual orientation and gender identity.
Project 2025 suggests the federal government put anti-LGBTQ+ policies in place in the schools it oversees as a way to set an example to state and local leaders.
As examples of what the project considers âcritical race theoryâ that should be abolished, it mentions âmandatory affinity groupsâ, training programs for teachers that require them to âconfess their privilegeâ or assignments in which âstudents must defend the false idea that America is systemically racistâ. These activities are âactively disrupting the values that hold communities together such as equality under the law and colorblindnessâ.
Attacks on the Department of Education are a key part of the radical right-wing Project 2025 playbook, and also Donald Trumpâs.
They both want to radically reshape public schooling, such as dramatic cuts to special education and Head Start, institute a certification body for certifying teachers who âembrace patriotic valuesâ (aka MAGA values), and eliminating LGBTQ+ protections.
Ok, I'm on chapter 2 of The Ornithologist's Field Guide to Love, and they just put TENURE on the line for academic protagonists. There is about to be blood in the water...