So like. Just watched Red, White and Royal Blue. Itâs freaking awesome, amazing, theyâre adorable, yayaysydyaysys. CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW PRETTY HENRYâS SISTER BEATRICE IS FOR A SECOND THO!? âCause. Oh. My. GOD-!! Like. No, seriously guys. Those DRESSES!? That HAIR!? The EYES!? The freaking BACKSIDE AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HER GODDAMN ANGLES!? Iâm deceased guys, sheâs so. Fucking. GORGEOUSSSS-!!đđĽšđ
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Anyways, they all look pretty, but omfg, Alex in that SUIT at the New Yearâs party?? Omgggg-CHEFâS KISS BESTIEEE-!! The EMBROIDERY ALONE!? HOD!! Henry I feel you. I, too, would kiss this man without care for any of the consequences if I had the chance looking like THAT-
Btw, Henryâs ROBES!? My god. And like. He doesnât have traditional Japanese robes or whatever, I mean his bath/sleepingrobes?? FUCKING STUNNING BITCH!!
âŚmy god, is this my bisexual awakening-
Like. I was kind of hesitating to put a label, âcause I wasnât sure about anything other than I probably like both and Iâm definitely queer, RIP. But Iâm. You know what. This is my official definite QUEER awakening then. Fuck it, we roll. Everyone say THANKK YOUUU RED WHITE AND THAT ROYAL BLUE ASSSS-!! Tihi. ;)
Also. Obligatory; Miguel is a fucking bitch for outing them, but I predicted he was going to do it the SECOND his grin flickered slightly up and then down again after seeing Henry together with Alex at the cafe. Siggghhh-I was like. âŚtheyâre gonna get outed because Alex was distracted by how pretty Henry is and couldnât focus?? What the hell??đ But honestly it was gonna happen eventually because Miguel is a bitch and already WAYYYY too plot relevant to not be the villain-I fucking knew it. We just canât have a gay/queer show without at least ONE of the queer people being evil, can we??đď¸đđď¸
Also, yes, I watched this movie to the end, and yes I was immediately on TikTok to watch edits and play HayDay on my iPad, and YES I do believe the theory that Miguel already had access/hacked Alexâs email, tho why did he wait so long?? HmmmmâŚmaybe to do it at the worst possible moment? To make sure Alexâs mom didnât win again, to make sure Alex blamed himself for everything, so heâd have no more privilege and lose the Prince and come crawling back begging to Miguel who could then either reject him or graciously accept him (not that this would ever actually happen because has too much self-respect, but you know. Evil gay person fantasies and all that, RIP-) or maybe to make sure it wouldnât immediately be tied back to him?? SighhhâŚI donât fucking know, but thereâs a million reason and they all tie back to Miguel being a bitchy little asshole.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk!!
TLDR; theyâre all pretty, Iâm probably bisexual, RWRB is my official queer awakening and Miguel can fuck right on off to rot for outing someone. Okay, byeee-!!
PS: didnât know I was gonna be watching TWO whole new mediaâs so soon after one another?? Huh. And theyâre both queer and related to Heated Rivalry. Huh. Yay!!
PPS: Alex is Ilya and Henry is Shane, but theyâve switched circumstances, except that Henry wonât actually outright DIE for coming out. Oh; and thereâs more politics involved lolz. And all that. Xoxo.
PPPS: do we hate the grandpa or is it okay to lowkey like him and still heâs funny and surprisingly accepting and protective?? And still high-key hate for being an asshole forcing Henry to be angsty and hide?? HmmmmâŚ??