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u already know what this is
broke my spine without knowing it
drove over 2000 miles (~3200km) in 5 days
my duolingo streak is over 3 years long
did not switch to a smart phone until 2014
have completed nanowrimo 4 times
live in an apartment with 2 patios
have been accused of lying about not being a native speaker of a 2nd language
more than one of these (tag which ones?)
none of these
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someone please step on me
not in a horny way tho, in a "to crack my back" way
ok I'm a meme loving fuck so this was bound to happen
dni if :
you think classical music is boring, you think energy drinks taste good, you took 2 years of a language in high school but don't remember any of it, you've never spent any time thinking about gender, you hate dogs, you've never broken a bone, you've never questioned the existence of mountains, you like white chocolate, you've never pulled an all nighter, you hate cheese (and you're not allergic to it or lactose intolerant), you don't like puns, you think you're too cool to quote vines/memes in real life, you're a Sagittarius, you thought that last one was real, you liked game of thrones, you ship kataang, you think judaism is just xtianity without jesus, you're in the same career you thought you'd want to be as a kid
me, practicing my viola : oof I'm so out of tune ! it must be bc my fingernails are so long. I'll cut them !
me playing again after cutting my nails :
a guide to pulling an all-nighter
the not so eloquent sequel to @frenchibi‘s post about becoming an early riser :
- drink lots of water !!
- make a list of all the things you want/need to do (note : it should be at least 3 times too long for you to physically complete, but you gotta keep your options spicy)
- start your evening with the best intentions, and maybe even get one or two things done off the list
- get hyperfocused around 3am, lose all sense of time, and come back to the present 90 minutes later, convinced that it has been 3409 months since you last looked at a clock and the fact that it’s only been 90 minutes is quite frankly, offensive
- conclude a piece of writing with the phrase “bamalama ding dong”
- time has now slowed to a crawl as you await the sunrise, so go watch inuyasha on youtube
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feeling miserable
but looking cute doing it
I 👏 am 👏 valid 👏 even 👏 when 👏 my 👏posts 👏 get 👏 zero 👏 notes !!!!
me, a transmasc dude, experiencing a Significant crush on a girl for the first time since figuring out my gender identity : does this make me homoflexible ??
