#chialage

had a good almost 4 month run but I dared to roll over in bed and my spine did not like that one bit

the not so eloquent sequel to @frenchibi‘s post about becoming an early riser : 

- drink lots of water !!

- make a list of all the things you want/need to do (note : it should be at least 3 times too long for you to physically complete, but you gotta keep your options spicy)

- start your evening with the best intentions, and maybe even get one or two things done off the list

- get hyperfocused around 3am, lose all sense of time, and come back to the present 90 minutes later, convinced that it has been 3409 months since you last looked at a clock and the fact that it’s only been 90 minutes is quite frankly, offensive

- conclude a piece of writing with the phrase “bamalama ding dong”

i mentioned this to a couple classmates

(it should be noted that i (masc) never use an umbrella, and the 2 classmates i mentioned this to were both girls with umbrellas)

one said it’s bc men don’t plan ahead, so they just  get caught in the rain. or maybe they’re too macho and think they don’t need it bc they’re so manly

then we see a masc presenting person with a rainbow colored umbrella

me : look, a dude with an umbrella

the other classmate, a known lesbian : yeah but he looks gay... my hypothesis is that straight men are idiots

me : damn, i gotta get an umbrella then. wouldn’t want to be mistaken as straight

my classmates : what