#telepollo

Relatively new Telepollo fan kid. His name is Kalosemnos. Picrew versions below cut.

Apollo: Wow. They sound stupid.

Telemachus: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Apollo: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Telemachus: I guess you’re right. Hey Apollo, I love you.

Apollo: See! Just say that!

Telemachus: Holy fucking shit.

Apollo: If that flies over their head then, sorry Telemachus, but they're too dumb for you.

Here's the Ref sheet for Ithaca Saga Penny!!!

I was originally gonna put Troy saga pen there with her, but the posture was... very human.

And here's your TelePollo doodle, my friend!

This is an Apollo roleplay blog centered around Epic the Musical.

In no way is this blog critiquing or making fun of Hellenistic polytheism. I hold a great respect for people who follow that religion, but know that I am not one of them. I am not well-researched on Greek mythology beyond Epic and my Apollo will not be accurate to the myths. I hope this does not offend any helpols.

OOC text will be plain.

Apollo text will be fancy.

There is an anon who insists Apollo has been kidnapped and we love them.

This blog has an ongoing story SEPARATE FROM MY AU. My AU is the Domestic Family AU. The ongoing story is the ApolLess AU, whichfeatures any asks coming from “nameless”. This thing has homoerotic "subtext," so eat your heart out. Their ship name is ApolLess, so I’ll tag every post a part of this story #apolless (so long as I remember to) so anyone can easily find and follow it. Here's the community for it.

Ships: SunWolf/Telepollo, Deathmessage/Hermesias, Odypen

Headcanons: Apollo is a furry, Apollo is slowly going blind and runs face-first into things a lot, Hermes likes to crossdress, Odysseus and Polites were a little gay for each other, Athena and Artemis are aro/ace, everyone hates Apollo with few exceptions (Zeus, Athena, occasionally Artemis, etc), Apollo has a liking for Odysseus because of his archery skills among other things, Apollo is a bottom, Apollo helped raise Hermes, Apollo bites, Tiresias is genderfluid

OCs:

Lyra: Hermes’s daughter via asexual reproduction, Hermes accidentally created her while he was super depressed and lonely, can make bread, god of moly, apothecary work, potions, snakes, and hummingbirds, good friends with Telemachus, aroace, Telemachus’s age -1

Sofia: A child created by Apollo and Ares using Telemachus’s DNA, made to be the ultimate warrior by having all of Ares and Apollo’s power, Athena’s mentorship, and Telemachus’s compassion, “born” a few months after Odysseus’s return to Ithaca, Telemachus’s age -21

Kalosemnos: Sofia’s little brother, made from an abandoned wolf pup Apollo found in the forest, has the gift of prophecy but can only see a few minutes into the future (though with 100% accuracy), has brain damage, can steal anything and get anywhere, Telemachus’s age -27

Melanie: Hermes and Tiresias’s daughter, Hermes created her from himself and a tuft of Tiresias’s hair, properly has the gift of prophecy, magician with girlish whimsy, blind, Telemachus’s age -28

Pelagia: Daughter of Poseidon and Amphitrite, god of lakes, beaches, and sharks, chaos child turned calm adult, Poseidon gave birth to her, only Apollo could handle babysitting her, Telemachus’s age -30

Photogene: The older of Apollo and Telemachus’s twins, Hermes obsessed, cheery and energetic, looks the most like Apollo out of her siblings, Telemachus’s age -31

Melicharis: The younger of Apollo and Telemachus’s twins, Dionysus obsessed, generally serene and level-headed but likes to party, nonbinary, Telemachus’s age -31

Hope: The baby Ody was supposed to drop but make it a girl, Athena’s daughter pretty much so Apollo’s niece, coexists with Lyra but not with Sofia and the others (Lyra is the overlap in the Domestic Family AU and Hope universes)

My other Epic blogs: @te-le-ma-chussssssss @sofia-the-little-wolf

My AU coconspirator’s Epic blogs: @dawlingsitshermes @politesthenotdeadpancake @aeolus-the-chaos-gremlin @i-was-7-apollo @lyras-holy-moly

Hope’s blog: @hope-of-ithaca