#telepollo

Apollo: Wow. They sound stupid.

Telemachus: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Apollo: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Telemachus: I guess you’re right. Hey Apollo, I love you.

Apollo: See! Just say that!

Telemachus: Holy fucking shit.

Apollo: If that flies over their head then, sorry Telemachus, but they're too dumb for you.

Here's the Ref sheet for Ithaca Saga Penny!!!

I was originally gonna put Troy saga pen there with her, but the posture was... very human.

And here's your TelePollo doodle, my friend!

This is an Apollo roleplay blog centered around Epic the Musical.

In no way is this blog critiquing or making fun of Hellenistic polytheism. I hold a great respect for people who follow that religion, but know that I am not one of them. I am not well-researched on Greek mythology beyond Epic and my Apollo will not be accurate to the myths. I hope this does not offend any helpols.

OOC text will be plain.

Apollo text will be fancy.

This blog has an ongoing story SEPARATE FROM MY AU. The ongoing story features any asks coming from “nameless”. This thing has homoerotic "subtext," so eat your heart out. Their ship name is ApolLess, so I’ll tag every post a part of this story #apolless (so long as I remember to) so anyone can easily find and follow it. Here's the community for it.

Ships: SunWolf/Telepollo, Deathmessage/Hermesias, Odypen

Headcanons: Apollo is a furry, Apollo is slowly going blind and runs face-first into things a lot, Hermes likes to crossdress, Odysseus and Polites were a little gay for each other, Athena is aro/ace, everyone hates Apollo with few exceptions (Zeus, Athena, occasionally Artemis, etc), Apollo has a liking for Odysseus because of his archery skills among other things, Apollo is a bottom

OCs:

Lyra: Hermes’s daughter via asexual reproduction, Telemachus’s age

Sofia: A child created by Apollo and Ares using Telemachus’s DNA, made to be the ultimate warrior by having all of Ares and Apollo’s power, Athena’s mentorship, and Telemachus’s compassion, “born” a few months after Odysseus’s return to Ithaca

My other Epic blogs: @te-le-ma-chussssssss @sofia-the-little-wolf

My AU coconspirator’s Epic blogs: @dawlingsitshermes @politesthenotdeadpancake @aeolus-the-chaos-gremlin @i-was-7-apollo @lyras-holy-moly

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Telemachus: iuegrukfhoeuhfeoruhf

Apollo: What is that?

Telemachus: it’s a keyboard smash

Apollo: How do I do it?

Telemachus: just press anything

Apollo: 7

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Telemachus: Our relationship is strictly professional.

Apollo, sitting on Telemachus’s lap: Absolutely. Only on business.

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Telemachus: Wow, they really hate us.

Apollo: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.

Telemachus: But we’re not gay, Apollo.

Apollo:

Telemachus:

Apollo: We’re not?

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Apollo: We should be partners.

Telemachus: You mean like, partners in crime?

Apollo: Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.

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Apollo: Telemachus, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?

Telemachus: Raise the dead.

Apollo: And what did you do?

Telemachus: Raise the dead.

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Apollo: Bro-

Telemachus: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Telemachus: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

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Apollo, throwing their head into Telemachus's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Telemachus, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

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Telemachus: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Apollo: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Telemachus: But you’re always acting stupid?

Apollo: ...