apollo/sol

Should I add context. Probably

Apollo: Wow. They sound stupid.

Telemachus: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Apollo: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Telemachus: I guess you’re right. Hey Apollo, I love you.

Apollo: See! Just say that!

Telemachus: Holy fucking shit.

Apollo: If that flies over their head then, sorry Telemachus, but they're too dumb for you.

Sorta first draft of Apollo’s POV of meeting Telemachus for the first time:

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Telemachus: iuegrukfhoeuhfeoruhf

Apollo: What is that?

Telemachus: it’s a keyboard smash

Apollo: How do I do it?

Telemachus: just press anything

Apollo: 7

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Telemachus: Our relationship is strictly professional.

Apollo, sitting on Telemachus’s lap: Absolutely. Only on business.

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Telemachus: Wow, they really hate us.

Apollo: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.

Telemachus: But we’re not gay, Apollo.

Apollo:

Telemachus:

Apollo: We’re not?

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Apollo: We should be partners.

Telemachus: You mean like, partners in crime?

Apollo: Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.

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Apollo: Telemachus, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?

Telemachus: Raise the dead.

Apollo: And what did you do?

Telemachus: Raise the dead.

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Apollo: Bro-

Telemachus: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Telemachus: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

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Apollo, throwing their head into Telemachus's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Telemachus, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

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Telemachus: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Apollo: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Telemachus: But you’re always acting stupid?

Apollo: ...

YEAH??? THEN APOLLO X TELEMACHUS.