#tedtalks!

i love the word hideous so much. i wish there were more hideous things in the world so that i could make better use of that word. unfortunately the world is filled with wonder and beauty eveywhere

feel like tumblr would like the play my grandpa wrote about a man who is invited to a dinner party by all the women in his life he has mistreated and it becomes increasingly apparent that he is the dinner

applied to a job i really want but dont think ill get. can all of you please kill just one guy for me as a sacrifice for good fortune

during my degree i used to spend days holed up in the back of a caffe nero near my dormitory because the lights were dim and the people working there were fascinating and they had a very good student discount, so i could work there comfortably for hours. today i'm finally getting my exam results and i'm sat in a caffe nero again. and they're playing the same playlist of like gentle walking basses and bossa nova. and i hate to sound like such a shill for a chain business but i've been dreading these results for months and it is very comforting to be sat here again listening to the same songs again

Big gender wants me to spend $80 plus international shipping on a binder that will stretch out after 3 uses. Big gender does not understand the power of the amazon dot com Female FTM Lesbian Cosplay Butch Vest Flat Compression Chest Binder for Women with the most incomprehensible sizing chart known to man

cried into my dogs fur earlier and then when i checked my notifications she looked at me as if to say "its because youre always on that damn phone"

just so you know my entire life is exploding before my eyes 👍👍👍