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‘Can you stop screaming, Potter? It’s 8 in the morning,’ moaned Marlene.

Lily didn’t take her gaze off of the The Practical Potioneer and put her tea down before replying: ‘Don’t give up at chapter eight.’

‘I can’t keep reading,’ James said, ‘how can I trust Amy again after this? How can I bear to feel Jo’s pain at every - ’

‘She’s a twelve year old kid, Potter - ’

‘To think that I’ve begged my parents relentlessly for a sibling since the age of five!’

‘Have you?’

‘Not the point, Evans…’

‘You brought it up - ’

‘What’s going on, little lovebirds?’ Sirius lightly let off while grabbing a toast.

‘Don’t sit in Moony’s spot, have you not lived here for five years?’ James groaned.

‘I have, which is why i’m sitting in his spot, for entertainment purposes, Prongs, just in case you and Evans aren’t consuming the sexual tension as best as you can by bickering and breakfast gets a bit bland - ’

‘It’s supposed to be, Black,’ Marlene wailed.

‘Anyway, what’s going on?’

‘James is disappointed in my literary recommendations.’

‘I’m not disappointed in the book - ’

‘Sorry, James is disappointed in the twelve year old girls portrayed in my literary recommendations - ’

‘Would you have burned your sister’s novel at twelve years old?’

‘Oh, this is yet another conversation.’

‘Well I - ’

‘We weren’t all creating a wizarding labour union at twelve, Potter - ’

‘Hang on, did you just praise my achievements - ’

‘The association had five members, Prongs, and only because you bribed Billy Midgen with Chocolate Frogs,’ Sirius kindly intervened.

Lily had turned red in the face and James was smirking a bit too hard.

‘Anyway,’ Lily nervously whispered, ‘having a sibling means having to forgive things like this. You let your sibling do things you would never let anyone else do, it’s an unexplainable - ’