Finally, Other Presidents Trending on Twitter on President’s Day
Doing terrible with @weightwatchers points this week. @WilliamTaft 🍕🍩🍗
Most. Boring. Impeachment. Ever. @DickNixon✌ ✌ #Watergate
I just want to clear this up: my dentures are not wooden. They’re made from the teeth of slaves. Don’t @ me. @GeoWash 🍒 🇺🇸
Looking forward to taking a much needed break from presidenting and staying in with Mary. @HonestAbe 🎩
Wait, Mary changed her mind. Heading now to theatre. @HonestAbe 🎩
Mrs. Tyler and I are excited to welcome our 15th bundle of joy. Our nanny though—not so much. @PrezJohnTyler🐇 #FullDiapers 👶👶👶
I’m actually 5’4 and 1/2, thank you very much, FYI @JamesMadison #FakeNews @CNN
Hate, hate, hate #PresidentsDay and not just because banks are closed. 🔕 @Hamilton #ElevenTonys
Yes, I swim naked in the river every morning but for health reasons. Not uncouth. #DontJudge 👉 @JQAdams 🦫
I won, you gib-faced hornswaggler. That’ll teach you to insult my 1) horse and 2) wife! #duel @AndyJackson
@MarilynMonroe, u up? Wait, is this a DM? @JFK🍆
I truly cant xxthink of one worsest Precedent thenTrump. ###can any of yous? Ives been drinking. 🍺🍺🍺🍺 @MartinVanBuren
No presents on President’s Day? That’s total BS. Just saying. @GWBush
I am spinning in my grave. Nancy, turn that TV off. @RonReagan🙈 🙉🙊
Finally, Other Presidents Trending on Twitter on President’s Day was originally published on Weekly Humorist
