I see no one wants to talk about the last photo on Roberto's Instagram. But let's speculate for a bit. I have very bad and very good thoughts about it, as always with this show. This was originally supposed to be a joke post about JT being forced as usual without any emotional investment. And here we must believe that they are two passionate lovers (as if these two know that sex exists) who hold on to each other in anticipation of the Great Death of All Living Things. And then my thoughts went further and I was not at all up to fun.
Have you seen the photo I'm talking about? Let's start with a joke. What are the chances that these two will kiss at that moment? Lol. They certainly tend to zero, although anything can happen. But this important moment, of course, cannot be done without pissing off the fans. Ted wouldn't be Ted without it. After all, they've been doing it all season. Why not do it one last time? So I wanted to make a joke about what Bughead moment will they steal for this big moment of Riverdale's driest couple?
And then I got really scared.
They stole Bughead's first ILY, they stole Bughead's kiss in front of a burning trailer, they stole one of the most sensual "Do you believe me?" moment. They gave the drama of Betty's relationship with her parents to Tabitha in 5-18, making up the story in five seconds. I think if we start looking more closely, we'll find more of these thefts. But these are the biggest and most significant moments in Bughead's history. However, this is not all. There are a couple more.
I really don't think they'll steal Bughead's first kiss. But they have something just as powerful. One of the most powerful, meaningful and magical moments between these two. Do you already understand what I'm talking about?
Before I got to that point, I also wanted to joke about how Jughead and Tabitha might be singing at this moment. And this is where my guess started. We know that they will all be singing in this episode. In fact, the song can fit the plot well at the moment when the Comet destroys them all. But I never believed that Drew's video of Seventeen meant more than bullying shippers. But what if it really was a spoiler, but not in the way we thought. Yes, they do not return in 5-17, but judging by the leaks, they return at the age of 17, "in simpler times".
Will they really sing Seventeen? Will they make us look at JT ridiculously copying one of Bughead's most iconic moments? Fuck. What kind of assholes they are!
Does anyone know how the music license works in a TV show? Can they really use this song a second time?
I do not know what to think. On the one hand, if my guesses are true, it will be hurt AF and betrayal. On the other hand, this will only prove once again that the entire s6 is a farce and we will definitely get the reunion that we are waiting for.
I want to say that Ted has a very perverted idea of drama. These are not characters who go through emotions and deal with the consequences. It's "come on the show and wreck everything without giving any explanation for it in 24 episodes". And now we are left without a single answer to the questions of season 6 for another half a year.
