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I MISS THE DREAM SMP SO BADBITS BOTBEVEN FUNNY. I MISS YOU WILBUR. I MISS YOU TECHNO. I WANT IT BACK. PLEASE COME BACK. I WANNA WATCH MCC WITH THEM AGAIN. I WANNA BE ABLE TO WATCH MINECRAFT STREAMS AND NOT REWATCHES. I MISS THEM SO FUCKING BAD. BEDROCK BROS? CRIMEBOYS??? I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO SEE THEM AGAIN. AUGUHHHHHHH
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Here’s an updated WIP on my Tommy and Techno comic!! Sadly I don’t think I’ll be able to have it fully finished in time for my class, but I do plan to add at least a grayscale environment (<— instead of backgrounds for comic panels, think of them as environments).
C! Technoblade theories
hes not schizophrenic. The voices ARE real.
They tell him things that are true. Information he couldn’t have gotten otherwise. He can know what other people are doing and where they are at that very moment by just asking the voices. They tell him how to make weapons or teach him fighting skills he hadn’t known previously. They tell him where to find things, they also spout random crap for absolutely no reason. Sometimes they just say e over and over and over again because why not. They like insulting both techno and everyone around him. And mostly they scream at him to murder any person he is talking to or sees at the time.
i have my theories. Not sure how much is true of them. But we do know that Phils wife? Kristin? Shes the goddess of death. Some stories say phil is technos dad while others say they are friends. So heres my theory. Kristin fell in love with the god of war, some piglin hybrid. She and the god of war had techno. Then Kristin left the god of war for unknown reasons. I don’t really think it matters, divorce happens. She fell in love with a mortal, phil. Granted him his wings and he became her angel. Thats why hes called the angel of death. That and his body count. (Lol)
since phil is technically Technos stepdad. Thats why Techno is both friend and son of phil.
Also that would explains technos lifespan and skill, since hes a demigod. My personal theory about the voices? They are the spirits of every person hes killed whispering in his ear.
As for the anarchy? I think smp earth happened canonically before the dsmp.
Meaning techno was ruler of an empire that fell. Then disappear for years before reappearing as an anarchist. We don’t know what happened, but we can assume. Something, likely the something that caused the antarctic empire to fall, turned him against governments as a whole. He is against governments because he once ruled one himself.
That would explain why techno is friends with Phil already.
We can further assume that minecraft monday is canon as schlatt says “techno and i. We go way back.” At the red festival before asking techno to execute tubbo. Techno denies schlatts statement immediately. “I don’t know what you mean.” If we are assuming techno is lying, (or has amnesia which i doubt) then schlatt would likely be referring to their minecraft monday team up.
We are further hinted that minecraft monday is canon, by quackity. Who has claimed to have “trauma of Techno killing him in minecraft monday.”
I personally perefer the theory that Mr beast. Hes a trickster god. Whenever we see him interact with techno, either on the dsmp or off of it. Mr beast is having techno and the other mortals play games for his amusement. From the hide and seek competition, to the taco bell hunt, to the duel with dream. All of which are referenced or happen in the dsmp.
The stepson theory would also explain why he has said repeatedly that Wilbur and tommy aren’t his family. Because they aren’t. Wilburs his stepbrother. And tommy is a failed lab experiment that phil adopted temporarily. So he doesn’t feel all that conflicted when he turns against them after they betrayed him.
Serious question
Are you subscribed to Tommyinnit? He is trying to get to 15K becuase Highpixal will give him a custom rank, that only Technoblade has ever gotten, and they will personaly donate 50,000$ to the sarcoma foundation which is Technoblade's cancer foundation. I want to try to help him go and double check that subscription to Tommy 🫶
(Sorry for my English, I’m Dyslexic)
I'm overrated but still good
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Bedtime Story
Summary: Chayanne and Tallulah ask Phil to tell them a bedtime story, and he tells them about Technoblade
CW: A little sad? Bittersweet ending
Word count: 665 (a way shorter one compared to my other posts, but I'm tired, and I wanted to get this out today in honor of Techno's birthday)
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“Papá , can you tell us a bedtime story?” Tallulah asked.
Chayanne sat up in bed, grinning. “Yeah!”
Phil smiled softly at his children from the doorway. “You both know it’s already well past your bedtime. If Missa finds out-”
“He won’t! We’ll go to bed right away! ¿Por favor?” Tallulah gave him her best puppy dog eyes, and Phil chuckled.
“Alright, but just one story, okay?”
“Okay!” The two said in unison.
Chayanne immediately had a request. “You should tell one about Technoblade!”Â
