#technically sagau

The tattoo would come out of the creator and the place were the tattoo is would be bare. The color can be in different colors depending on the ink used in the tattoo. When the fight is done the dragon would turn back into a tattoo the area were the tattoo is would be back before.

Okay so I genuinely don’t think I can add anything of substance to this because omg it’s already incredible?

My literal only thought when reading this was just “head empty: Readet is just hooman Ammy feom Okami”. Yes I’m a huge Okami fan, fite me >:/ that’s my absolute childhood.

Luci wants to give tattoo artist reader a celestial brush really badly, but alas; I shall refrain, and instead provide you with my only humble contributions possible; crack.

Traveler entering the Golden House: 😐

Childe: That time of the week again already?

Reader standing behind the traveler preparing to yeet a dragon at him: 🙂

Childe, internally: ‘……ah. well shit.’

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Reader: I like dragons.

Venti, wanting attention: Dvalin is a dragon!

Azhdaha, wanting visitors: I’m a dragon.

Zhongli, not wanting to be outdone: I am also a dragon.

Reader: Nah that’s fine I got my own! *Makes their tattoo into an ink dragon and leaves*

Everyone else: ☹️

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Reader hanging out with Klee: This is nice.

Jean: Klee! What have we talk about using bombs near the city!

Reader: Oh shite- *Grabs Klee, brings their bird tattoo to life and books it*

Klee: 😄 Best day ever!

Jean: 😦

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Reader: Xiao look! I did it!

Xiao: What did you do?

*Reader excitedly pointing to a ink bird that’s based off of his true form*

Xiao: *Internally breaking down*

Congratulations on snagging the last spot anon! 👉😎👉 and while it technically wasn’t a sagau event initially it pretty much did turn into one didn’t it lol. I kept it gender neutral since you didn’t specify! I couldn’t find a way to set a scene where he shows his full dragon form that was satisfying, so I went a more subtle kind of route; but worry not, rock man do go grr, so mission accomplished.

“Honestly, who do they think they are strutting about like they own the place? Too bad none of those fancy clothes will make them look any less repulsive.”

The words shouldn’t have stung as much as they did, you’d been called far worse things when you first arrived in Teyvat, but you’d flinched slightly regardless. Zhongli’s grasp on your hand tightens for a moment, his previous smiling expression now strained.

“Hm? Did they bother you my love?”

He sends you a small reassuring glance and let’s go of your hand before walking over to the gossiping citizens. To most people, he would look to be completely unbothered, but you had known him long enough to sense the underlying anger behind his movements. Within the Jade Palace, Ningguang paused in the midst of her paperwork, glancing at her Vision, which was glowing far brighter than usual.

“Pardon my intrusion, but would you perhaps mind sparing a moment to have a brief chat?”

His tone was harder than it had been in a long time; cold and angry. The two gossipers were notably distressed, but no passerby bothered to take notice of the situation; far too busy doing their own day to day tasks.

“If in the future, you have something unpleasant to say about [Name], I strongly recommend you keep it to yourself.”

Zhongli’s eyes shone gold as he smiles threateningly, the sight of teeth far too sharp to be human striking fear into the culprits. The eyes of the usually polite man seem almost predatory in nature, as if he were a great beast contemplating how to finish off it’s prey.

“Otherwise, I would be happy to assist in… insuring… it will not occur again.”

The consultant turns and leaves, uncaring about the terror he’d just caused. His eyes cease glowing as he retakes your hand, the coldness of before completely gone.

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"a good morning to my lovely creations: you!"

*kisses zhongli's hand*

"and you!"

*kisses xiao's forehead*

"and you!"

*kisses kazuha's cheek*

*skips away humming cheerfully*

You’re lucky I like you smh. Working me overtime like this 😤 /j

Were you trying to kill them? You were trying to kill them weren’t you?! Regardless, all three of them freeze for a moment before processing your activity.

The first to respond is Xiao, who just disappears entirely. Honestly, understandable. Hopefully he’s not somewhere in the marsh internally screaming. Maybe you’ll make some almond tofu for him later as an apology for putting him on the spot like this.

Zhongli is the second of the three to process your actions, faking a cough and awkwardly avoiding eye contact in a failed attempt to hide his blush.

It takes Kazuha the longest to realize that this was not in fact a dream, and you actually kissed him. Once that information finally clicks into place he quickly turns away, his face as red as the signature streak of crimson in his hair.

“……..gotta go.” Aaaand there goes Xiao. Well, to be honest you were kind of expecting that.

“A-Ah… G-Good morning to you as well Your Grace.” Huh. Not everyday you see Zhongli of all people fumbling for words.

“I-I u-um. I hope you slept w-well Your Grace.” Flustering the poet? Now that’s an accomplishment! Lucky for him that none of the Crux’s crew was here to see this!

bonus:

👀👀👀 The crackfic energy this radiates is exceptional omfg I adore it. I know you were probably meaning for our nerd boi to be channeling the gremlin energy here, but I just didn’t feel satisfied with how it turned out after several attempts, so I made Reader the chaos gremlin instead.

Bad Mornings

To say Xingqiu had been having a rough morning would be an understatement. He had slept in by mistake, spilled ink all across his latest draft of The Legend of Sword, and as if that weren’t enough, his favorite pair of boots were lost. Now that in and of itself wouldn’t be much of a problem if it wasn’t for the fact that his spare pair were in the process of being mended after a particularly frustrating encounter with a geovishap hatchling. Which left him with no choice but to wear regular shoes. The issue with that was that he was rather self conscious about his legs. Usually he would have the reassurance that his choice of footwear concealed a part of them, but now that he no longer had that, it was safe to say he was rather flustered.

Xingqiu was not exactly used to being the one on the receiving end of teasing, usually he was the one doing the teasing. However, neither Xiangling nor Chongyun seemed to be hindered by that fact in the least. He groaned in embarrassment as his friends yet again tease him, thinking that even if he deserves this a bit, it’s no less humiliating.

“Well well well, how the turn tables~!”

Xinqiu swears his heart stopped for a moment at the sound of a familiar voice brimming with amusement. He glances up from his hands where he had been hiding his face and just as he suspected, was met with the smirking face of none other [Name]. He silently prays, an ironic thing to do he’s well aware, that you didn’t run off this time. He’s not keen on having to see Mr. Zhongli frustrated with your disappearing act yet again.

“G-Good morning Your Grace.” He can practically hear his friends hold back laughter at the way he fumbles his words. “Good morning to you too Xingqiu! I see things are lively around here this morning~.”

The bluette buries his red face into his hands yet again, another embarrassed outcry coming out muffled from the action. “Th-Three against one is hardly fair Your Grace!” Much to his surprise, your laughter isn’t mocking. Your words however, well, they do manage to somehow make his face even more red. “Aw come on Xingqiu, you know I only tease you because I care.”

Hey, Zhongli! Remember when you asked about my world? Well, here we go.

I’m from Guangzhou, the City of Flowers. Sound familiar? Yes, it’s nearly parallel to your ex-girlfriend Guizhong.

You’d be happy to know that because of the climate, flowers blossom in abundance. So much so that a special 3-day festival is dedicated to the flower market. If glaze lilies existed, I’m sure they’d be the primary attraction. Moreover, Guangzhou is a highly urban city. Combined with its title as one of the nine trade centers of China, it can afford to splurge on the best technological advancements. I heard Guizhong enjoyed machineries, did she not?

Overall, I’m proud to be born there. Excellent food too, foreigners claim that we’ll devour anything with four legs or more. Not sure how to feel about that...

Also, please help. The air quality doesn’t actually hold any quality and the summer heatwaves are practically divine retribution. Send for Barbatos, my lungs cannot-

AN: Oooo~! A Sagau ask! Nice! And for our beloved blockhead too >:3 Challenge accepted! Note however, this isn’t cult!SAGAU, no creator reader this time peoples; just isekai AU. (I hope this wasn’t too short; it’s a bit difficult to work with a very detailed prompt but I tried!)

There is a content smile on the retired archon’s face as he listens to you.

“I see… Your home is quite fascinating. Perhaps one day Liyue will follow a similar path. Should that happen, I will be glad to see it.”

His eyes grow unfocused for a moment as he reminisces of a time long gone. Just as soon as it appeared, the distance in his eyes vanishes, a small grin taking the place of his nostalgic expression.