Playing a card game when:

Come on then, you gangly, ghastly gaggle of goddamn gallstones!

Here's a random Lord of the Rings related joke for you. What do you call the sex position where Sauron gets to go on top? Mount. Doom.

“‘Hunt down a Warchief’s Bodyguards first to make fighting him easier’ You know, if you’re a bitch and don’t want to have what you call a real fight. Don’t advise the player to be weak, says the man who’s constantly dying and weaker than a fruit fly.”