I present for your consideration, the stupidest idea I've ever come up with: Total Drama/Kevin Smith's Tusk Crossover AU.
Starring Chase as an obnoxious douchebag podcaster and Chris McLean as the psychotic old man that surgically transforms him into a walrus. Also starring Emma and Zee as Chase's girlfriend and podcast partner, respectively (whom are sleeping together because Chase is just that bad of a boyfriend), and Chef Hatchet as that French Canadian detective investigating Chase's dissappearance. Oh and Julia and MK can be those two girls working at the convenience store I guess.













