In the past 24 hours in the Total Drama universe, Julia has posted an Instagram rainbow picture captioned “Happy Pride Month to the LG community; I love your TVs and fridges” minus the B,T, Q, and +; been cancelled for her bi, trans, and queer erasure; asked MK why everyone was being such a buttknuckle; been informed by MK that Pride Month celebrates the marginalized sexual and romantic orientation community, not an electronics appliance company; posted a Notes App apology on her private story; had the private story apology be edited and leaked to the press by Nichelle to make her sound even more queerphobic as revenge for tricking her into quitting the show; been cancelled a second time; Photoshopped a picture of her smiling on a date-night selfie that Bowie took with Raj and labeled it a “problematic unlearning session of inner growth”; tried and failed to will her white woman crocodile tears to seep out of her eyes; failed and resorted to eye drops; tied her hair into a messy bun and angled her camera to the least decorated corner of her condo; posted a YouTube video apology with MK filming for “however she made the LGBLTNT community feel”; been cut off by MK and scolded that she shouldn’t have watched that sandwich-explosives documentary before filming the apology because now she’s flubbing her lines; taken her hair down in stress; started crying for real because she saw her uneven mullet in the reflection of the camera lens and was reminded of it; subsequently uploaded the apology video with her authentic tears; been dragged through the mud in her YouTube comments for the phoniness of it all; had her address doxxed by an exasperated MK’s anonymous X account; been universally sympathized with and forgiven with by the Internet because of the doxxing; and gained 200 new followers and a Lululemon sponsorship.