#tchoro

Because they match each other's freak.

This is all old news. I was just feeling particularly petty this morning. A cheerful reminder that ALL of these pictures are canon. Every. Single. One.* This isn't speculation. This isn't copium. This isn't wandering south of midnight. This isn't intentionally misinterpreting the material. This isn't Stormverine cult science. This is REAL, and this is current, and it's being aligned as we speak.

See that guy on the lower left side? That's RoLo's favorite writer, Murewa Ayodele. Despite his degrading depiction of Storm rutting in the mud with Wolverine like a wild dog, whatever Stormverine plans he might have had - if any - were put to rest when MV editor Angelique Roche made this announcement. He'll probably keep beating this dead horse for as long as he is allowed to - especially in regards to this fake demon baby** - but it'll ultimately be for nothing.***

The strange thing is that MV:L #1 dropped in 2024, but I think the majority of us overlooked it because we just all assumed it was an alternate universe. From Roche's own lips: Ororo and T'Challa's children and grandchildren are canon.

Of course, we already know that Black Panther and Storm will have children - the Watcher told her that during her brief tenure with the Fantastic Four. More specifically, Storm knows she's going to have T'Challa's children. So for her to go floating in the sky excited about being a single mother by a man who was not T'Challa was just plain stupid.

Fantastic Four #544

Annnnnyway, u til further notice, T'Choro is officially endgame and the royal family is canon. I just pray those eyebrows are not.

Seethe, heaux. Seeeeeeeethe.

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*Marvel Voices: Legends #1 (2024)

**It's my theory - my prayer, rather - that Eternity told this to Storm in order to keep her hopes up, regardless of who the father is supposed to be.

Because you cannot rend what the Panther God has blessed (unless you're Marvel's editorial team).

I love this issue (BP #31, 2005). Psycho-Man probes into the minds of T'Challa and Ororo and exploits/distorts their deepest fears and insecurities. PM's ability is to take a small seed and turn it into a rainforest. In T'Challa's case, it seems that the small seed is most likely his wife's closeness with Wolverine. And the rainforest is his wife with...well, everybody. (Black Nerd Problems has a HILARIOUS recap of the whole thing, complete with T'Challa's best Umar Johnson stiff arm of Emma Frost. Seriously, stop everything and go watch it now.*)