#tav: clairice

Thanks to @tealfling and @faerunsbest I was convinced to imagine my babes as tieflings. Clairice, Rackal, and Mort.

So I can finally draw my characters the way I imagine them and can do the black shirt/grey sweatpants clothing meme. Does this count as a pinup?

Have my disaster pansexual twin tavs.

Mortimer: RED ALERT. SOMEONE SEDATE THIS FUCKER AND TOSS HIM IN A PADDED ROOM FOR THREE DAYS. Christ we might need to bring in Shar for this.

Rackal: buddy are you trying to kill yourself? Oh. Oh, buddy…

Clairice: *chain smoking her anxieties away; using humor as a coping mechanism; finger guns*

Lucille: needs some ibuprofen and a nap

Hubie: REFRESHED. HYDRATED. VIBES. Anxiety— who’s she? ✨we don’t know her✨

Basically Hubie officially joining my roster of misfits is this: “Oh yay I get to partake hullo every— oh, oh my.”

Figured it was about time that I make a giant masterpost for all the blorbos, so here it be.

Mind you: I have dozens of AUs for these morons, so some info changes depending on the universe.

Without further ado, here's the lineup!

Name: Rackal Orro

Age: early/mid 50s

Gender/sexuality: Cisgender male; pansexual (genuinely anything goes)

Race: Half-Drow (human mother, Drow father)

Class: Oath of Devotion Paladin turned Oathbreaker or Fighter (AU dependant) 

Height: 6’11”

Persona: Fairly level-headed but prone to recklessness, wants to do the right thing regardless of consequence (the second rules don’t serve those they’re meant to protect, he’ll break them), selfless to a fault, mature, calm

Quick history: Former Flaming Fist who lost his faith in the organization after losing his best friend and long-term partner, Meirin. Now a freelance adventurer, believing he can do more good on his own. Grew up in Baldur’s Gate, near the docks within a low-class family. Clairice is his twin. 

Likes: People with integrity, dogs, spicy food

Dislikes: Hot weather, dishonesty, sweets

Name: Clairice Orro

Age: early/mid 50s

Gender/sexuality: Cisgender female; pansexual (if you are cool you can ride this ride)

Race: Half-Drow (human mother, Drow father)

Class: Bard/Rogue

Height: 5’11”

Persona: Jokester; laid back; avoids responsibility; very carefree demeanor.

Quick history: Joined the Flaming Fists alongside her brother and childhood friend, Meirin, but left after a year. Was part of the Guild and involved with Nine Fingers Keene, but left due to a difference in ideals. Talented thief, one of the best in the business (but not the most well known, which Clairice claims is a good thing– a well-known thief is more likely to get caught). Rackal is her twin. 

Likes: Whiskey, wine, playing music (particularly lute), spicy food

Dislikes: Self-righteousness, cold weather, rain, tea

Name: Mortimer Craig

Age: Mid-20s to Mid 30s, depending on AU

Gender/sexuality: Transmasc; gay

Race: Human

Class: Wizard

Height: 6’0” in heels, 5’9” without

Persona: Nervous/suspicious, fiercely overprotective of loved ones, irritable, exhausted, dry/sarcastic humor. 

Quick history: Born to a wealthy magistrate. Former Blackstaff prodigy until his father gave him to the Cult of Bhaal under the guise of an arranged marriage. Fled and been on the run since. Has a Bhaalspawn daughter, Lucille (born when he was 19/20), who he’d burn the world for. 

Likes: Coffee/tea, sweets, books, warm clothes, jewelry

Dislikes: Meat, cold weather, loud noises/quick movements (spooks easily)

Name: Lucille Craig

Age: Varies depending on AU; often play her anywhere from 13-16. 

Gender/sexuality: Cisgender female; asexual/aromantic

Race: Human-born Bhaalspawn

Class: Wild Magic Sorcerer

Height: 5’9” (at 16)

Persona: Curious, no sense of personal space, questionable social skills yet very friendly, comes off as very unsettling, has a strong sense of morality despite her nature

Quick history: Been on the run with her father since she was a wee babe. They’ve never settled down in one area for too long, as either the Cult finds them or people learn what she is.

Likes: BUGS, the color pink, pretty dresses, flowers, meat (especially raw), sweets, stuffed animals, conversations about the ethics of cannibalism

Dislikes: Dirt/being dirty, rude people, perfumes (very strong sense of smell)

Name: Cecil

Age: Unknown

Gender/sexuality: Male; asexual/aromantic

Race: Rat

Class: Rogue (he will steal your shit)

Height: Between 1-2’ in length from nose to tail tip. 

Persona: Sarcastic, dry wit, no-nonsense, trickster

Quick history: He’s Mortimer’s familiar. Depending on the AU, he’s been with Mortimer since Blackstaff or just after leaving the cult. In either case, he’s just a rat Mortimer found and began feeding food scraps to. 

Likes: Fancy foods (especially good cheeses, nuts, and bread); silk pillows; a nice bath

Dislikes: Fried foods/garbage foods (he is CLASSY); the color red; CATS and most dogs

Name: Alice Silvonne

Age: Mid 20s-30s, depending on the AU (close in age to Mortimer)

Gender/sexuality: Transfemme; pansexual (leans towards more fem-presenting partners)

Race: Human

Class: Fighter

Height: 6’3”

Persona: Sharp-witted, relaxed demeanor, fairly easy-going, pleasure-seeker, flirtatious

Quick history: Only child to a noble family; disowned by her family at eighteen for refusing to follow what was expected of her. Grew up knowing how to fence/duel, and eventually found work as a low-level mercenary. Eventually became an assassin known as “The Damsel,” with her calling card being a bloodied white rose left behind on her marks. 

Likes: Very fine, pretty things (silks, lace, nice dresses); heels, jewelry, rich wines, whiskey, tropical locations

Dislikes: Camping (fuck that noise; she only boards in taverns/inns if she can help it); mud and rainy weather; getting stains on her clothes 

Name: Hubie Greenleaf 

Age: Mid 20s

Gender/sexuality: AFAB, genderfluid; pansexual

Race: Satyr

Class: N/A (she’s really just an herbalist/alchemist)

Height: 4’9”

Persona: Sweet, understanding, no-nonsense (will call you out on your bullshit), very forward/honest, flirtatious, demanding

Quick history: Grew up on the outskirts of a small rural village with her family (mom, dad, two brothers and a sister). Unfortunately, raiders slaughtered her family and most of her neighbors; they were driven out by several Zhentarium who were staying in the local tavern. She moved away to another village, where she runs her own potions shop and serves as the local medicine woman.

Likes: Plants of all kinds, animals, cable-knit sweaters, ribbons, tea, moonshine

Dislikes: Weak alcohol, cities, dishonesty, coffee

Name: Mint

Age: Early 20s

Gender/sexuality: Cisgender male; asexual/demiromantic

Race: Kobold

Class: Cleric (often, a Cleric of Kelemvor)

Height: 3’2”

Persona: Easily excitable, a bit dumb, selfless to a fault, kind

Quick history: After being driven from his tribe shortly after entering adulthood, he worked as a travelling cleric, selling his skills for gold and safe passage. 

Likes: Sweets, bread, meat, sunshine, the color blue, shiny things

Dislikes: Mean people, getting yelled at, the dark, vegetables, getting his tail stuck in doors

I don’t think I actually posted the final version of this— oopsie.

Ren belongs to @tealfling

Clairice belongs to @barbwillbrb

Piccrew in question