Mar 10
My mums genetics so strong I avoided the looking like my dad curse by looking like her dad instead
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My mums genetics so strong I avoided the looking like my dad curse by looking like her dad instead
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tbh i actually would recommend asking the person you like on a date because even if their answer is no sometimes they also tell you that you’ve recently become their best friend which also feels awesome. and now my emotions are regulated again (i no longer need to get nervous or work myself up about seeing him) and i feel very secure in this platonic friendship. i was sad for an hour but now i feel like this was an awesome thing that i did
Fuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
Ok so I tried to move him I was really careful I swear
And I got like. His upper body on the bed? Like his knees are on the floor and hes kinda bent over it- not the point actually
Bcs then he moved? Like on his own? And idk if that’s like normal for him or if it means he woke up? So I just booked it
I hope he’s ok
At least his head managed to land on the pillow so
Regarding Vegeta and Bulma during the 3 year skip, looking at the very likely possibility that they had just a one night stand, and also the very high possibility that Bulma was Vegeta’s first, it’s kinda funny to me that the first and only time Vegeta did it, he got a girl pregnant.
Holy shit you ever cum so hard you feel yer brain reboot?
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So, the takeaway from today’s fiasco? If you’re totally useless at courtship, you might end up the Geo Archon’s sugar baby—
TLJ: *sighs dramatically bc he hasn't seen SXY for 5 minutes* you can be cool but you can't hug yourself when you're all so lonely and alone...
ZZL: I can
TLJ: hug me?
ZZL: hug myself. *turns into half snake and wraps around himself* I can hug myself
TLJ: ...
ZZL: if even this miserable one could then all you need is to believe in yourself, Junshang!!
highlights from my trip to the local fair (but they get progressively worse):
i got to pet a bunch of local farm animals... and a wallaby
my brother won me a psyduck plushie
i ate a lot of food
joked with the ticket guy about working a retail job
local chapter of maga republicans asked me if i was registered with them to vote and "fix america"
i got talked to by a local pastor about my chances of going into heaven, and he tried to sell me a prayer session to ensure my place at the gates when i said i was like 80% sure