highlights from my trip to the local fair (but they get progressively worse):
i got to pet a bunch of local farm animals... and a wallaby
my brother won me a psyduck plushie
i ate a lot of food
joked with the ticket guy about working a retail job
local chapter of maga republicans asked me if i was registered with them to vote and "fix america"
i got talked to by a local pastor about my chances of going into heaven, and he tried to sell me a prayer session to ensure my place at the gates when i said i was like 80% sure










