The Alloy of Law chapter 16 be like:
wayne, dressed as an old lady: oh the world keeps changing, it's so bizarre, could give me a detailed analysis of how this high security transportation vehicle works?
a poor tekiel guard: well you see, once these doors lock no one can enter in or out for twelve whole hours.
wayne, noting in his traded notebook: and would you say this mechanism is completely foolproof? could dynamite penetrate it? what about allomancers?
tekiel guard: what would they do? Push so hard they'd be blown off the train? if they did get into it, there will be guards waiting inside
wayne, still in an old lady's costume: and what are they armed with?
tekiel guard: a motherfuckin- hold on...
tekiel guard: and why would you-
wayne: OH I'M MISSING MY TEA *RUNNING*
wayne, changing his costume to a lord: oh, by the Survivor! how did this happen?
tekiel guard: he was disguised as an elderly-
wayne: and how many soldiers did yoy say again you had, Captain?
tekiel guard: three dozen-
wayne: THAT'S NOT ENOUGH, LET ME SEND YOU MY PERSONAL GUARD
wayne, now in the costume of a guard: oh, my lord is quite paranoid, i'll let you do what you need to do.
wayne: have you met my buddy, Bren?