#tantolonzo

When Alonzo's hips become a modesty screen you know what's going on behind him must be very hot stuff indeed. hello who needs a new fantasy: Getting Pinned Against Oven By Warmly Intense Munkustrap?

meanwhile Admetus is catching some waves 😎

it's beautiful chaos

My Aussie tour bows from 9 October 2025. As you can see, Misto already has the location of the camera memorised from the previous night, since all cameras are the rightful property of sparkly cryptids. (He will show it to glowy cryptid Victoria though.)

Everyone is first cast, so that is a gorgeous Claudia Vic close-up! (She is a very beautiful Vic, happy and excited, and it's lovely to see that now that the excitement isn't so jittery with the nervousness of the first two previews.)

Gus did not turn into a stripper like last night. He likes to keep it unpredictable. Rania's Alonzo must still lift Carbuckety, Bomba, and Tanto, because! They have a date ok!

After the bows and before the dance-out, Jarrod and Gabriyel made the same request for charity donations as last night. Tonight, instead of cutting the filming, I just dropped the phone down onto my knee while keeping it trained on the two of them.

look

real talk

you remember how, the moment I saw that Rania Potaka-Osborne had turned up to 'everyone wear all blacks' rehearsals with one white sock, I said this guy was going to commit to all the ridiculousness that is a True Alonzo

yeah he committed

all out

Backstage photo and bows footage from official opening night (20 June 2025) but he was 1000% like that in the previews too. Munk helping Deut up to the tyre during 'Jellicle cats are black and white' felt very much like 'ok grandpa, let's get you out of collateral damage distance of those swivelling hips'.

Sarah Bourke as Tantomile (shipping it).