#alonzoxtantomile

When Alonzo's hips become a modesty screen you know what's going on behind him must be very hot stuff indeed. hello who needs a new fantasy: Getting Pinned Against Oven By Warmly Intense Munkustrap?

meanwhile Admetus is catching some waves 😎

it's beautiful chaos

Perhaps Alonzo just has a thing for slinky mysterious queens...

Alonzomile for day 15 of Jellicle ships month: Tantomile day!

- Brittany Tooms Peel as Tantomile and Lewis Rimmer as Alonzo, Oasis cast 8.

look

real talk

you remember how, the moment I saw that Rania Potaka-Osborne had turned up to 'everyone wear all blacks' rehearsals with one white sock, I said this guy was going to commit to all the ridiculousness that is a True Alonzo

yeah he committed

all out

Backstage photo and bows footage from official opening night (20 June 2025) but he was 1000% like that in the previews too. Munk helping Deut up to the tyre during 'Jellicle cats are black and white' felt very much like 'ok grandpa, let's get you out of collateral damage distance of those swivelling hips'.

Sarah Bourke as Tantomile (shipping it).

(Although, note who's filming them. Jerrie, did you get the dignified cats drunk?)

Melody Rose and Brayden Newby staying warm during interval. She added, 'thx for the support, Adam Vanek'.

(To be fair, Adam was trying to walk here and the corridor is filled with jumping butts. What's an Alonzo to do?)

When Coricopat is covered by Thalia or Caitlin, we get a very elegant pair of lady twins.

When Tantomile is covered by Taylor, we get... sillytime boys. They managed to stay dignified for the actual bow, but then...

1. What was meant to be an elegant single sweep of the arms turns into a windmill.

2. Ooh, Taylormile spots The Pipe! Sometimes Coricopat and Bill Bailey and George squabble over who gets to sit on the pipe! Taylor sits on the pipe. Will this start anything?

3. They’re a terrible influence on Jemima and Bill Bailey.

4 and bonus 5. Aaroncopat loses all his bones. Alonzo... doesn’t want to know. He is above all this.

2020 Asia tour, 26 February 2021. Aaron Lynch as Coricopat and Taylor Scanlan as Tantomile; plus Fletcher Dobinson as Alonzo, Anina Pletscher as Jemima, Kade Hughes as Bill Bailey, and Emily Casey as Cassandra.