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HANSANNA:

Gives nose/forehead kisses

Anna. Who can resist kissing that nose?!

Gets jealous the most

Hans. It’s a double whammy of Anna constantly getting attention from people who’re trying to find favour with someone of her importance, and Hans’s own insecurities about being overlooked and forgotten.

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive

Hans. Anna insists she could just walk or get a taxi, but he absolutely has to make sure she gets home safe.

Takes care of on sick days

It’s so rare to see Hans looking less than immaculate, so any time he’s tucked up in bed with a cold Anna finds it a special treat to look after him. He’s also the kind of person who’ll play up their illness a bit to get more attention/sympathy, and it works.

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day

Anna. Hans isn’t all that reluctant, but Anna hates swimming alone.

Gives unprompted massages

Hans. It’s one of his hidden talents.

Drives/rides shotgun

In a modern AU, Anna rides shotgun. Otherwise, they both do, depending on each other’s mood, and how brave Hans is feeling about letting her take the carriage reigns.

Brings the other lunch at work

Anna. Hans is the kind of person who works hard and forgets to feed himself. Also, she likes making him sandwiches.

Has the better parental relationship

Anna, for sure.

Tries to start role-playing in bed

Anna. She is wildly imaginative.

Embarrassingly drunk dancer

Neither of them. Drink makes Hans less inclined to dance, but whatever Anna loses in grace she makes up for in the kind of enthusiasm that makes everyone around her want to get up join her.

Still cries watching Titanic

Anna. She actually really struggles to watch it, bc it brings up trauma. Hans is the least helpful person to watch it with, since he spends most of the time pointing out the inconsistencies and factual errors.

Firmly believes in couples costumes

Both of them. They have to match!

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas

Anna. They always try to one-up each other, but no matter how extravagant Hans tries to be, Anna always astonishes him with her generosity.

Makes the other eat breakfast

They both love breakfast, especially together. The main question is whether to have breakfast in bed or not.

Remembers anniversaries

Anna. Hans has 13 brothers, the birthdays and celebrations all blur together and he can’t keep track. Meanwhile Anna’s spent her entire life marking anniversaries of one sort or another, she always looks forward to things. 

Brings up having kids

Hans. Anna’s mostly content with the idea of having kids, though not having them is fine too, and she definitely doesn’t want more than three. But Hans’s feelings are vastly more complicated, thanks to his hang ups about legacy, family, and fatherhood.

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RYDOFF:

Gives nose/forehead kisses

Ryder.

Gets jealous the most

Kristoff. The thought of Ryder falling in love with someone else haunts his dreams, sometimes.

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive

Kristoff. He rarely has to stay up too late, though, because Ryder is a lightweight who loves drinking games.

Takes care of on sick days

Both. Ryder’s more prone to being sick, and Kristoff treats him like glass whenever he falls ill. But Ryder’s carrot soup is all Kristoff ever wants when he’s feeling under the weather.

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day

Ryder. Any excuse to get Kristoff’s shirt off ;)

Gives unprompted massages

Both. Kristoff’s massages are intense, just what’s needed after a hard day’s work. Ryder’s are soft and soothing during those cold nights by the campfire.

Drives/rides shotgun

Kristoff drives, especially when they’re going through somewhere they’re less familiar with, since he’s more adept at driving across dangerous terrain. Driving a sled is a point of pride for him, too, and Ryder prefers kicking back and watching the scenery go by. 

Brings the other lunch at work

Ryder. He loves making Kristoff smile.

Has the better parental relationship

Both. They both have a lot of love for their families/communities, and both of them respect their elders. Kristoff’s probably closer to his family, but depending on how I feel about the trolls on any given day, the jury’s out on whether that’s a good thing or not.

Tries to start role-playing in bed

Any role-playing between them always starts with reindeer talk. Always.

Embarrassingly drunk dancer

Both. It takes a lot of alcohol, and they rarely remember it afterward, but they’ve both been known to clear a dancefloor.

Still cries watching Titanic

Ryder. He’s just way more emotional over movies.

Firmly believes in couples costumes

Ryder. Kristoff would rather not do costumes at all if he can help it.

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas

Kristoff. Ryder’s gifts are always so thoughtful, like a figurine carved from an antler, or some other craft work that took him months to make. Kristoff is way less talented, so his gifts are bought, and he usually goes to either Anna or Elsa for advice about what to get, which is a bad idea for his budget.

Makes the other eat breakfast

Kristoff. Especially when they’re away from the Northuldran camp.

Remembers anniversaries

Neither. The only reason they remember their anniversary is because Elsa and Honeymaren remind them.

Brings up having kids

Hah! Well-a, well-a, well-a huh! ... this one is still only a vague idea/outline, but the premise is that Anna and Hans have been keeping a yearly tryst with one another since the end of movie one. Started out as a 'look, let's just get this out of our systems so we can both move on' deal, but... uh, you can imagine how well that worked out... 

Here we go @tamsolo Thank you for your ask!

Reunion Kiss 

Her heart pounded in her chest and her cheeks flushed hot.

“Oh my!” Anna gasped folding the parchment and stuffed it back into the envelope. She had just received a letter from her betrothed, Prince Hans. He had been away for several weeks attending to matters back home in the Southern Isles. Anna was relieved that she had made the decision to read the letter in the privacy of her chambers. Hans had written to Anna to notify her of his plans to return to Arendelle in the coming days. However Hans’ primal desires had got the better of him and he had ended up confessing just exactly what he was going to do to her in the bedroom on his return. His letter had made Anna rather flustered. Even some of the most racy novels she had read where quite tame compared to what she had just read. She pressed her thighs together, aching and wanting him even more then she could ever had imagined. She missed him dearly and it was evident that her lover missed her just as much.

Days passed and each morning Anna would patiently stand by the window in her bedroom, watching ships coming in and docking. Ever the optimist Anna would truly believe with all her heart that Hans would be on one of those ships. Each morning Anna was left disappointed after realising that she had not seen Hans disembarking off any of the ships. Instead men where going on ships to unload cargo. Suddenly fear washed over her as memories of her parent’s trip surfaced, Could he be lost at sea?

“No, no,” Anna thought hoping to reassure herself. The dock was bustling with ships coming in and out, a positive sign that had been no storms to delay their journey.

“Another day in the library then,” Anna huffed to herself. She hadn’t made any arrangements for the coming days in case Hans would return and they could spend some much needed time together. She curled up the chaise using one of her favourite novels as a distraction from all the procrastination she had been doing about her Fiance’s return.

Hans had immediately made his way up to Anna’s chambers on his return anticipating to find his princess laid on the bed in just her underthings, waiting and longing for him after reading the sordid letter that he had wrote to her. His face dropped when he knocked and opened the door to find a vacant room. The only other place Anna could be would be the library. She would most likely have her nose in some romantic novel. Hans approached the library door and slowly turned the door knob. Just as he had expected Anna was sat in her favourite place, engrossed in a book. She was oblivious to Hans’ presence. She looked more beautiful then Hans remembered. It had been far too long since he had seen her.

“Miss me then, my Princess?” Hans said. Anna looked up from her book as the familiar, masculine voice rang in her ears. She would recognise that voice anywhere. She snapped her head around and a smile tugged at her lips. Her lover had finally returned safe and sound.

“Hans you’re back!” In excitement she stood up on the chaise and jumped off it. She bounded up to Hans and threw her arms around his neck, peppering his face with kisses.

“Whoa!” Hans exclaimed and let out a chuckle as he almost lost his footing with the force of Anna’s embrace. When Anna had finally ceased her kisses Hans ran his gloved hand along Anna’s soft,freckled cheek.

“I’ve missed you so very much,” Hans sighed as he looked deep into Anna’s bright topaz eyes.

Anna’s already rosy cheeks blushed darker as she looked back into moss green eyes.

“Its been hell without you!” Anna replied. “Promise me you won’t ever leave me again for so long,” Anna said, her pink lips pouting.

“I promise…” Hans replied taking a finger under Anna’s chin so he could bring her into a kiss. He had longed to kiss those full, rosy lips for days now. Anna’s breath hitched as she felt Han’s warm breath near her mouth. As their lips crashed together their kiss was heated and frantic, making up for all the time they had been apart. Anna’s hands which were initially resting upon Hans’ chest were now in his auburn hair. fingers tugged and twisted into his soft locks causing Hans to moan softly. Hans snaked his hands around Anna’s waist and lifted her up with ease as they continued their kissing. Making their way to the rug by the fireplace Hans broke the kiss and laid Anna down.

It’s lame to just write ‘Hans’ five times, isn’t it?

This ask was tough to answer. I think my feelings about this sequel are so ambivalent that it’s hard to sort through them and put together any kind of wish list, if that makes sense? Which is probably not a great head space to be in leading up to the movie’s release, so maybe this exercise’ll do me some good. <33

1. A breathtaking score and wonderful songs. Use my ears to break my heart, Disney!

2. Some solid character development for Elsa.

I came to Frozen fandom much, much later then most, so for years and years, my only concept of Elsa was as Disney’s omnipresent cash cow. By the time i actually watched the film, I just couldn’t make the mental switch from seeing Elsa as a giant corporation’s lucrative mascot to seeing Elsa as a fictional person whose story I should care about. First impressions, man.

So, yeah, please let them write Elsa well enough for me to stop seeing her as a dollar sign on legs. There’s a lot of talent involved in this production from both the cast and the crew, so I’m optimistic on this point.

3. A villain. A real villain. A credible, well developed, non ‘ha! gotcha! what a tweest!’ type villain.

Show me the antagonist. Show me why they’re a threat. Build on that threat throughout the film. Show me why defeating them will be nigh impossible for the heroes, and then give me the satisfaction of seeing the heroes beat the odds.

C’mon Disney. You used to be so good at this.

4. “Oh look! You’ve created an intriguing character with untapped potential  who would serve beautifully as a source of outer and/or inner conflict for our heroes. Perhaps you’d like to do something with him?”

👗 – Even though all we have is a LQ calendar pic and a full body pic where her bottom half is covered, I ADORE Anna’s new dress and whole look for that matter. The colors are gorgeous and her hair makes me cry. I’m also a big fan of her coronation dress, especially in the Broadway show – it’s so pretty!