Tag yourself / what your favourite Star Trek species says about you:
Vulcans - You are queer, neurodivergent, traumatized or a basic bitch. Pick at least three.
Klingons - Parental/cultural/religious trauma. How's the deep-seated resentment and the bisexuality going?
Romulans - You had an evil self insert OC when you were 14.
Andorians - Constantly disappointed by Enterprise's potential and filled with an unholy love for Jeffery Combs.
Orions - AOS Gaila is your one true love and you mourn her lost character potential forever, or you're a star trek dudebro.
Talaxians - Neelix kin. Trauma you hide by aggressively pretending you're happy.
Ocampans - You have a crush on Jennifer Lien. That's valid.
Borg - Not only did you have an evil self insert OC, you are also neurodivergent and feel constantly isolated. Go read some found family hurt/comfort, it'll be good for your soul.
Cardassians - Monsterfucker
Changelings - Nonbinary and very good at it. You didn't like TNG very much, but DS9 got you back into Star Trek.
Ferengi - Quarkfucker
Kelpien - Started with Discovery, probably have a minor thing about your height and daddy issues.
Humans/Obscure One-Episode Species - You say this to fuck with people
What I am trying to say is that if you watch star trek you are probably traumatized.
Edit:
Betazoids - Mom friend, you've had one too many toxic relationships in your time, and are permanently three seconds away from just losing all your shit
Trill - Trans, constantly exhausted, and trying very hard to pretend you're perfectly happy. Babe, c'mere you need a hug.
Bajorans - Religious trauma, but you still find comfort in it. Social anxiety, fatalistic attitude, but in a self aware way. You know when you need help and you can ask for it. Cautious optimism and strong sense of justice, keep that up.
Android (.....does this count as a species?) - Data kin. Autism.
