Aug 11
Ferengi Shuttle "Rules of Acquisition"
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Ferengi Shuttle "Rules of Acquisition"
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Look not to be a person who’s thought about this too much but most if not all of the Ferengi we see so not in fact have earlobes. Just really big ears sans lobes.
ferengi go on about their "lobes" and how big and wrinkly they are, how it means they're good in business.
brains have lobes and are wrinkly, and people think having a "big brain" makes you better at business.
therefore, ferengi brains are located in their ears. their brain is their favorite erogenous zone. the purpose of oomox, the act of tickling the brain, is to stimulate a brainstorm of ideas.
While you were staring at his glorious face, a Ferengi broke into your safe 💰
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I hate this piece, i'll probably not finish it
And here are some WIP's -if anyone cares-
i need all star trek alien babies to be fucking ugly and annoying i don't care. ferengi are born half blind yet with fully formed teeth and they scream constantly. trill are basically boneless for the first few weeks of their lives, it's impossible to feed them because they keep wiggling around and are the size of a gummy worm. cardassians are slimy and clingy and make weird snorting noises, they don't cry but they leave snot everywhere. klingons make annoying and loud vocalizations when they want their parents' attention and they butt their heads against anything. etc
Do you think Ferengi take bathroom mirror selfies that highlight their ears and send unsolicited ear pics. “I showed you my lobes please respond”