Lord, hear our prayers. Fill this man with The Holy Spirit and anoint him with the good word to stop opening his mouth and saying some dumb shit. Oh Lord, give this man the wisdom to be the leader we need and not the one we got stuck with, tweeting classified information about North Korea. You’re obviously not going to smite this man, Lord, so give him something—ANYTHING. A fucking magic 8-ball – the one he can’t snort – with some crumb of wisdom like “NO.” OH LORD, WON’T YOU HEAR OUR PRAYERS. . In today’s style section, we’ll review the best moisturizing gloves and why you need to wear them to bed each and every night. . #trump #prayers #layingofhands #handsanitizer #donotbringhomethemrsa #burnafterapplication #ohlord #ohjesus #ohsomebody #ohcalgon #takehimaway #letsspeeditupnowmueller #itmfa #gorl


















