shinichirou created a groupchat.
special chapter for "the scariest future" edited version
(suggestive, cursing, I don't know where this is going)
shinichirou made a group chat
shinichirou added three people
shinichirou set nicknames for three members
shinichirou named the group chat "GAY BD 🤸♀️💃🥺"TAKEOMI: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GDM NAME
SHINICHIROU: HELLO GAY PPL THAT I RECRUITED 🤩❤
WAKASA: i am going to kill who tf made this gc.
SHINICHIROU: HI WAKA-CHAN 🥰
WAKASA: it's not, fuck off caius-wannabe
TAKEOMI: yk caius???? didn't know u enjoy bl...explicit bl...
SHINICHIROU: guys, what's bl?
BENKEI: who is cauis and why do i look like him 😔
WAKASA: SHIN-CHAN HOW TF DO U NOT KNOW BL?? YOU'RE GAY.
SHINICHIROU: correction — im bi :)
TAKEOMI: stop with that full stop its terrifying...AND SHIN I THOUGHT U KNEW ????
BENKEI: OMG THE USE OF THE "SPACE" TAKEOMI R U ON STANTWT ?????
TAKEOMI: OMG HOW DO U KNOW ???? WHATS UR @ LETS BE MOOTS
SHINICHIROU: guys what's stantwt
WAKASA: SHIN-CHAN CHECK UR FUCKING DMS
SHINICHIROU: NO NEED TO CURSE WAKA-CHAN 🥺 but k wait
BENKEI: I SENT MY @ ON DM, FB
TAKEOMI: GOT IT GOT IT THE NAMJOON PFP IS MINE. but umaushi what did u send to shin
WAKASA: its imaushi not umaushi
TAKEOMI: do i give a fuck? No, ok. but what did u send shin ?
WAKASA: um why do u care...?
TAKEOMI: bc he's my friend??? and I'm curious????
SHINICHIROU: wakasa why is everything dark and why is there a lightsaber in the middle of the pic
BENKEI: IMAUSHI YOU DID NOT
TAKEOMI: SANO SHINICHIRO WHAT TF DID HE SEND YOU????
SHINICHIROU: ill send it thru dm, idk what this is...
BENKEI: why did it suddenly become silent...
WAKASA: it's imaushi wakasa, can't u read???
TAKEOMI: OUT OF ALL THE PICS U COULDVE SEND, WHY THAT????
WAKASA: bc that's bl???? tf
TAKEOMI: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN
WAKASA: then i don't get what you mean
TAKEOMI: yk-nevermind. shin...
TAKEOMI: forget what he sent, k?
WAKASA: but um...shin-chan...👉👈
SHINICHIROU: yes, waka-chan?
WAKASA: are you shin-chan 🙄
TAKEOMI: we're answering for him for his safety 😃
TAKEOMI: don't.you.dare.shinichirou.
SHINICHIROU stopped typing.
TAKEOMI: better. so what, imaushi?
WAKASA: i was askin' if i and shin-chan could hang out
WAKASA: WTF NO, I MEAN OUTSIDE
TAKEOMI: I DON'T ALLOW IT. I WILL KEEP SHIN SAFE OR ELSE HE'LL DIE AT THE HANDS OF HIS MOTHER AND GRANDFATHER
SHINICHIROU: sure, waka-chan 😊
WAKASA: SHUT TF UP NOT IN BED
SHINICHIROU: aww i was expecting in bed 😔
WAKASA: if you want ig... ///
TAKEOMI is offlineBENKEI: have fun!
BENKEI is offlineWAKASA: ...
SHINICHIROU: can you open the door? i've been waiting here for a while now...
TAKEOMI: i still hate the gdm name
BENKEI: i feel the same for you, akashi
WAKASA: enemies to lovers 🤭
TAKEOMI: imaushi it's past your bedtime, go to sleep
BENKEI: technically you are, you are one year younger than all of us
WAKASA: we're the same age, arashi, you just look 10,000 years older than me
TAKEOMI: ok imaushi i like you now don't sleep
BENKEI: you're going to gang up on me i know it
SHINICHIROU: i have been summoned
benkei in his mind: good thing they're not gonna gang up on me anymore hehe
SHINICHIROU: what's wrong with calling him baby?
TAKEOMI: E-HEM, A LOT?!?!?!
BENKEI: are you two a thing?
TAKEOMI: WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT????
BENKEI: told ya it was sex
TAKEOMI: ARASHI KEIZO SHUT UP
WAKASA: AND YOU TWO CALL EACH OTHER BABY?!
WAKASA: AND THEN ITS SEX WHEN I AND SHIN-CHAN CALL EACH OTHER BABY?!
SHINICHIROU: oh congrats benkei and omi!
TAKEOMI: ITS BECAUSE YOU HAD SEX LAST NIGHT?!
SHINICHIROU: waka-chan why are you denying it thou :(
BENKEI: omg you really did it 😱😱
SHINICHIROU: waka-chan stop lying , yk it was me
TAKEOMI: SHIN IS A TOP?! HOW SHOCKING 😱😱
BENKEI: omi you're so dramatic it's funny 😭😭
TAKEOMI: i'm just me bestie 💅
WAKASA: HUH YOU WERE TOP?!
SHINICHIROU: waka-chan we just finished
SHINICHIROU: i still don't understand why we're texting if you're sitting on my lap
BENKEI: how about let's all go to sleep, it's 3 in the morning
BENKEI: correction, almost three in the morning
TAKEOMI: YOU JUST FINISHED?! OUR LAST TEXT WAS 7 PM
WAKASA: OUR LAST TEXT WAS SEVEN?!
WAKASA: shin-chan stop giving me hickeys you've given me too much
WAKASA: did i just text that?
WAKASA: sorry i was gonna say it out loud to him but i texted it
the next day...actually just 5 hours later
SHINICHIROU: very unusual of you to say good morning on your own hehe
SHINICHIROU: but good morning!
TAKEOMI: go back offline you ruined my mood
TAKEOMI: oh here comes your boyfriend
WAKASA: i only went online because shin-chan went online
BENKEI: and why are you awake so early in the morning
BENKEI: i just woke up because my notifs were already blasting like crazy
TAKEOMI: we only just had less than 10 texts here, how did your phone explode with notifs
BENKEI: you were spamming me
WAKASA: only intellects wake up this early in the morning
WAKASA: i am not an intellect
TAKEOMI: you were never human
WAKASA: if my legs weren't sore, i probably sprinted through your window already and killed you
SHINICHIROU: baby don't be like that
BENKEI: wait your legs are what
TAKEOMI: i thought you were top 🤨
WAKASA: i take that back, i have been destined to be shin-chan's submissive —
SHINICHIROU:i took an omegaverse test though
BENKEI: i wonder what it said
SHINICHIROU: i'm an alpha based on my traits 🤩
WAKASA: shin-chan i can be your breeding bitch
TAKEOMI: can somebody mute imaushi
TAKEOMI: i beg you, please
WAKASA: no one can stop me
BENKEI: wait, why are waka and shin texting if they're beside each other
SHINICHIROU: oh no i'm making breakfast
WAKASA: my apartment smells like pancakes, very yummy
BENKEI: please send some :(
SHINICHIROU: or do you wanna have breakfast together? i think i made too much batter
WAKASA: i want shin-chan for me and for me only
WAKASA: this is our first morning together 🤪
TAKEOMI: nah i'm already on my way (vc)
BENKEI: i'm out of the house
SHINICHIROU: the more the merrier uwu
SHINICHIROU: waka-chan, we can have our mornings together in the next few days, ok?
SHINICHIROU: i can feel you sulking from here, i'll give you a kiss
WAKASA: come here now, i need it
SHINICHIROU: i sense something bad
TAKEOMI changed the nicknames of all members
gay: i wonder what mine is...
gay: akashi takeomi i'm not gay
caius: i still don't know who caius is 😔
the only sane one: shin type
alpha: i'm telling your mom
alpha: you don't have one
the only sane one: now that's just plain rude
gay: OUT OF ALL THE NAMES YOU COULD'VE GIVEN ME
the only sane one changed gay's name
the only sane one: hey benkei
the only sane one: the big one's caius
caius: NAUR WHY DO I SEE THE RESEMBLANCE 😭😭😭
the only sane one: koichi looks like shin omg
omega: NO SHIN-CHAN'S MINE
alpha: what were they about to do
the only sane one: obviously....
omega: they had sex the first time they met
the only sane one: damn i hate this manga. traumatizing
omega: for once i agree with you
alpha changed the only sane's one name
koichi: now what did you do
koichi: SANO SHINICHIROU CHANGE IT
alpha banned koichi from changing the nicknames
caius: oh that was a thing?
omega: omg shin-chan i love you
omega: change the rest back to normal
alpha: i love you too my love
alpha: but no i like these names
caius: it's funny how we all have partners
omega: yeah, now everybody knows i'm shin-chan's bride
caius: the titan's bride and the alpha's bride
koichi: she just laughed at me
omega: anyways, shin-chan, round 2?
caius: rip waka's ass part 2
koichi: part 100 i can say
